The Soup is Too Salty.

2006-01-16T02:13:00.000-08:00

MOVED BLOG.

finally, i've got 4 xanga accounts and 3 i deleted.
this one i decide to keep cause i figured it out!

its PRETTY.
but really plain, but i like it

www.xanga.com/abigTOOT

inspired by 98.7fm's daniel ong (:
well its quite funny cause the xanga asked " not abigTOOT? "
i started laughing, funny!

2006-01-14T20:25:00.000-08:00

FEAR

MARK WAHLBERG
REESE WITHERSPOON

after everyone watches this show, the number of relationships will decrease like siao.
seriously, yesterday i was watching it halfway.
cause i saw mark wahlberg (: and i love mark wahlberg
and then i watched the whole show its damn gruesome and scary.
its basically about this ballistic and obsessive boyfriend
kills the girl's bestfriend who is a GUY.
and then even tries to kill his father, who disapproves of their relationship.

its so cool, damn scary.

i sent SIX SMSES to leanne that night.
it was around 1am when the show ended and i was like

" i dont wanna get a boyfriend anymore, no more big hulky guys. "
" today i was exposed to manly strength and all "

i was really damn scared.
and there was this part where they cut off the dog's head and put it through the pet door
it was halfway and then it dropped.

CAN DIEE MAN

i was so scared, so i decided to call someone.
it was between evan-&madelene, so i called evan
madelene will just say " huh, then why you watch! so stupid! "
and then i'll get even more hurt.
but talking to ev wasn't very good too cause i found out
EVEN the damn good people hit other people too.

" guys have alot of strenght, but they dont use it all the time "

mostly when they're just damn pissed.
and im just really scared if i ever piss off a guy.
but they dont hit girls, RIGHTT?
~~so paranoid~~

well today, im gonna make pineapple tarts AGAIN!
but i have 3 other tuitions i feel like cancelling all of them.
i've pretty much got my act ready, im thinking of a title for my chinese compo.
and i have not done any of my homework

BUT its not due tomorrow so im quite heng.
ive not been going out, but i dont feel bored.
there aren't alot of nice shows

BUT THOU WILL WATCH:

1. The heirloom
2. Memoirs of a Geisha ( Friday! )
3. Proof

hey thats about it and tonight theres Raising Helen -& Alex and Emma.
Both starring kate hudson, WHOO

I WANNA WATCH THE FEAR SHOW AGAIN.
gonna go check telescope.

2006-01-13T20:18:00.000-08:00

i decided to skip the party, save my $15
and then use the money to buy other stuff.
Upcoming birthdays, im checking out google.

WHERE TO LEARN DRUMS

there you go.
my aunties are over making pineapple tarts, well im off to kidsread now

2006-01-13T04:39:00.000-08:00

Jovel! You're so witty & cuu-oote! : DDD
I saw your blog & saw what you put for my name! Hahahaha I love you!
It says.. DEBBSIE MYWAH MYWAH! Love ya. The Life Size Asian Barbie Doll <3 size="4">IM CUU-OOTE :DDD
haha yea you're a lifesize asian barbie doll with black curly hair
i wanna dress you up one day man!
haha thank you, i love you too!

i feel awkward with the mywah mywah only :$

jerral was trying to blow a balloon, he managed to blow THAT BIT OF AIR into the balloon
lets see;

[ SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT air air air SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT ]

thats what i think the inside of the balloon was like.
and then his saliva was all over the balloon.
seriously i think i saw the happy face on the balloon actually go down abit.
then he came to me and he was like

" BLOW BLOW BAYOOON BAYOON "

and then he threw it at my face.
i feel as if though my face is going to BLOW UP and become a volcano
and then the little pimples come popping up like little dandelions
~~im infected~~
holy macaroni.

im gonna go bath now, scrub my face
i lost my pencil, i squashed my leaf my art is screwed and theres nothing on tv
):

2006-01-13T04:21:00.000-08:00

Copy and paste the questions to your site and answer them, then pick five people whom you wish to be Singled Out. Don't forget to tell them they've been SINGLED OUT!

1. You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
more wishes. I feel so greeddyy

2. What animal would you be?
you know that dog in beethoven? I wanna be that dog

3. Something you want to do in your life.
quite alot but well heres one. Learn Drums or another language

4. One time there were these Ninjas... (finish the statement):
that wore nike shoes!

5. One song you could listen to over and over again:
deep and meaningless - Rooster

6. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, pepsi YUCKKK

7. Something you're looking forward to:
Chinese New Year! Audition

8. What's a "mastoid"? (Take a guess no peeking in a Dictionary):
some medicine to make you feel horny HAHA.

9. One good deed you've done lately:
i fed the grass some ice-cream!

10. A funny Moment in your life:
too many

well here are the 5 people.
leanne-&sandra-&charlotte-&debbie-&jiyin

I went down to Chinatown today,
bought 2 dresses YES I KNOW D-R-E-S-S
and a cheongsam, this is the shocking part
its light pink, reluctantly i got it cause it was between pink, red and black.

mommy didn't allow black and i didn't want to look like a walking hongbao.
and mom said i looked more youthful
we queued up 1 hour for bah kwa, LIM CHEE GUAN.
i talked to mommy about learning drums, i hope she says yes
pinli's brother is retarded and i just pasted all my neoprints onto a book.
well im on page13 now!

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

2006-01-11T05:44:00.000-08:00

Im going to chinatown with my mom this friday.
KIDSread! starts this saturday, and im not gonna pon anymore.
Mommy's paying 7K for jiejie to go to summer school in harvard -.-
And i cant get my on-the-wall-teevee, wah biang

I think im gonna learn another language.
Probably japanese, really keen
Im suppose to learn with andrea!
I'll go look now Tab TV is at 10pm.Iwannawatchbutimscared,whydoiwatchit?
causeiwannaknowwhyievendiditinthefirstplace.Itsstupid,nowiknow
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
20TH DECEMBER 2006
korkor-&joanna-&jiejie-&jovel

thats something to look forward to.
i found out something about you, die you little maggot

2006-01-11T05:13:00.000-08:00

this is non-human man -.-

clap your hands says:
u see the picture on the right

clap your hands says:
i took it

vel says:
crocodile?

vel says:
wow where!

clap your hands says:
its a false gharial

clap your hands says:
at the zoo

vel says:
so its not real.

vel says:
its not a crocodile?

vel says:
THEN PUT UP FOR WHAT

----------------------------------------

vel says:
HELLO VAL

ding-a-dinga-donga boom YAY~~ I AM GONNA LEARN DRUMS[muahahahah i shall tell the whole world] says:
hey VEL

now this is what im talking about man (:
she speaks my language.

vAl's gonna learn drums, professional $160 a month freaking hell.
Im gonna go learn, the free and worth it one!
Haha leanne can sing, i'll do keyboard, xiaomin can action play guitar and val can play drums.
And we can become a BAND wow thats cool.
Even val thinks so, but neh we're too busy

this week's been quite screwedcry2daysinarow
we did OM yesterday, i realised sandra lives near evan
we didn't get much done but we made up today!
im shorter than charlotte

thats one reason why im sad
like 10%

its not a big deal yea.
I KNOW sensitive, you dont have to CAREEE ANYYWAYYYY
but yea means just not tallest anymorejustnotnumberon
and then of course there are many other things.
today was quite really bad, i was blank the whole day
i didn't listen during math so i dont know how to do my homework.
im so screwed and today's mommy's birthday so YAY MOM.

today i went out with val-&xiaomin (:
thats one good thing then i went home and played with my brothers.
which was soooo super fun.
my brother managed to cheer me up and told me to

" try again, you've got nothing to lose anyway "

its not just something to last me through 2 or 3 years in school
its not something to just get points for o' levels
its a passion, its a love
if i were to be asked to give up and just forget it lah
its not possible, it was at one time but now its not eh.

i dont wanna give up even before knowing that all hope is gone.
iveneverwoninanything,justalwaysloseout

2006-01-10T20:48:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATTOS!

happy birthday nat.chin <3
love you, i hope you have a wonderful year being the WOWZAMOO 1-4
see you soon and take care you!

love, the dearest vel (:

I sent nat a sms last night, at 10.45pm
~~just in time!~~

2006-01-09T04:23:00.000-08:00

This song is really nice, Lyrics are really sweet.
Current Earworm, Thank you coeway (:
You know whats another really nice song?
Drops of Jupiter is a really nice song too!
I picked out just the parts i like haha.

Deep and Meaningless - Rooster

I, I dont know why i miss you so much
Yeah I, I dont know why I still feel your touch
You, you left me feeling high and dry
With nothing, nothing but the question why

If you call me today
Ill say that Im fine
But I bet you can tell by the tone of my voice
Its just a lie
You knew what you had
You still walked away leaving me in this mess
My love for you is deep and meaningless

There are many things left to remind me
Of a love that I just cant leave behind me

I've been in my room quite alot, so i dont think i'll be online alot nowadays
Yea im not online alot nowadays.
This week's quite busy for me and well Ive decided to work really hard this year
And so far its going according to plan.
Sandra called me a nerd -.-

I HATE CHEUUU

Sandra-&I got scolded by Ms.Ku after assembly.
And then we were like " YO TEO " to mr teo.
and then ms ku was just behind, and then he came to talk to us
hes so funny, i think mr teo-&laoshi-&mrjeow are so far the BEST and FUNNIEST teachers.
I love them so much, not forgetting ms christina chua too.
Mrs Quek, I respect her for some reason -.0

Today we went to KAP
all 6ofus' and then debbie-&Sandra left
We discussed OM and well erm i hope it goes okay.
There were these hwa chong guys that kept on going " SHH "
and " SHUT UP " behind their science pads and then i got really irritated.

so i was like
" KAY LAH KAY LAH "

then i didn't bother to look at them.
i mean seriously, dudes take a bus down to the freaking library man.
Who the hell goes to KAP to do work, you dont do work there man
You can bring your ear plugs and hopefully try your best to concentrate
i guess that could MAYBE work.

Leanne saw her friend, and i saw april
you smartypoo, went to hwa chong good luck april (:

IM WAKING UP AT 8-A-M IN THE MORNING TOMORROW.
its a public holiday ):
Im suppose to get sleep and have time for myself
i like to while away few of my free hours to just sitting on my chair
Looking around for things to do and finding peace and enjoyment.

Suddenly, staring into space and sinking into deep thought doesn't seem so bad.
SKILL MANNN

im waking up for the odyssey of the mind thing.
i dont even know if im going out tomorrow.
i think i am with korkor to chinatown, get mommy-&daddy's presents.
that means i have to sleep super early tonight!

Today on the way home, i found out that korkor didn't pass his driving test.
And then he sounded really sad and irritated on the phone.
Then i felt really sad, maybe cause hes my brother.
Or maybe cause you just know how he feels like right now

When you want something so much and then you try and try and try
and then you dont get it.
The worse part is when you're so confident about it
and you're so sure and then it doesn't come

I told him to

CHEER UP (:
IF YOU DONT MAKE IT THE FIRST TIME, DONT GIVE UP!
CAUSE YOU WILL DEFINITELY PASS THE NEXT TIME
IF THE SPIRIT IS WILLING (:

Love, the nice meimei

then he replied

haha, thanks where are you now? Come home soon.
I love my korkor.
REPLY TO TAGS:

madelene eng:
WAH BIANG OEII. i smsed you and you didn't reply. I call you, you never pick up.
Dont want to friend anymore ah you!

nat.chin:
HELLO NATTOS (: haha anytime also can, just tell me yea.

Coeway:
HOPEFULLY i'll get into one of the two. And i dont know yet! Cause they have not announced the results, soooo anxious man hello! Thanks for the damn nice song (: But next time you want to call and sing to me a song, dont do it on a schoolnight at 11pm can already.

Evan:
HELLO EVAN, i have not talked to you in a really long time. Yeap! I'll ring soon and haha im doing really good thank you (: I hope you're doing good tooooo. And if you FEEL for some apparent reason you cant wait, ni ke yi da dian hua ge wo neh.

Lailing:
how you know im hardly online, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ONLINE RIGHT.
haha yea im trying to be guai and complete all my work on time.
I dont wanna be a trouble kid anymore!

Michelle:
HELLO MICHELLE <3

Pinli:
HELLO PINNOI!
haha i dont know lah, hopefully then again the confidence level is really low.
Thanks anyways I'll try not to disappoint you yeap i'll WORK HARD.

Adwyn:
haha YEAP! relient K - Be My Escape right.
I've never heard the song before though HAHA.
I just like this blogskinner's templates (:

Sandra:
YO YO YOU YO.

2006-01-08T02:04:00.000-08:00

Daddy-&Korkor-&Jiejie-&Jerral-&I
were down at Chinatown the other day!

Fireworks and heck, it was raining.
and I got really wet. We didn't get to eat our famous chicken rice ):
Chinatown was really whacked, they had sneakers that korkor-&I really wanted.
They were quite cheap too, Im going back there next week!
We were shopping for qipaos for jerral, and then I kept pointing out cheongsams that i liked to korkor. And then he said I'd look really old.
So he suggested something short, not those long LONG long ones.

Maybe the top and a skirt - then i'll look like a waitress
Im gonna go with my mommy, you $ee?

There were clothes everywhere, and alot of food.
We bought alot of food, Sausages from this angmor guy.
We bought chestnut and sweet corn and tea eggs, and 50cents thailand coconuts.
It was still the bohemian style there apparently, so there were bohe tops and skirts EVERYWHERE.

It was super nice, I saw many many things that i liked.
Too bad i didn't have cash.
Mom's Birthday is in 3 days time, so is mommy-&daddy's anniversary.
I think i'm gonna spend around $32 in total man.

On the way home, Reality hit me like a big yellow schoolbus.
Always by the same person, My brother
He was talking about elite schools, branded schools
And neighbourhood schools.

He named 10 schools, which supposedly were under " ELITE "
And if every school, average took in 400 students.
That'd make it 4000 students, and IF right now the birth rate of singapore per year is
Approximately 32 000.
That means only 1/8 of the babies go to elite schools.

Where do the others go?
Categorised into 3 other groups.
Better Neighbourhood Schools, Normal Neighbourhood Schools-&Dropouts
And say 4/8 go to the Better Neighbourhood Schools.
3/8 consist of Dropouts and normal Neighbourhood Schools.

Then he said to me
" If you say somebody in your school is bad, you have not seen bad yet. I've got friends in army who haven't even reach secondary school they dropout already.
And some friends PSLE only 2 digit one you know. "

He was talking about some schools ACSI-&RJC
If you just cut in halfway, like at secondary school You wont make it.
They'll ostracise you, You'll be out in 3 months.
Unless you're damn wealthy or damn smart.

He said he had a friend from CHIJ, her first day in school
her senior told her which i thought was just damn ^%$^%#$#!
Sick senior man 0.0

" Dont bother to buy uniform, you wont be here after 3 months "

These schools, they wont share with you their notesRJC
what is theirs, IS THEIRS
Its like you're alone on a battlefield, fighting your own war.
And nobody's going to help you instead they celebrate when you fall.
So they can be better than you.

Whereas the people from these neighbourhood schools
who usually from lower or middle income families, They are just really there for you.
They'll just do their best to help you, try all means to help out
Cause they're just like brothers and they well.

These kind of things you have to say in chinese.
Ta men hen jiang yi qi

So if you have helped them, they'll help you back
They're basically very grateful and they never forget.
They are also very filial and loyal for some reason.
They take care of their parents and grandparents, and they really save money

Well of course there is the minority that goes screwed.
Lets just hope they repent yes!

Well, There is the Good side and the Bad side of different kinds of people.
And what really differentiates them
and cuts a line between these two groups is their financial background
Well not really, if you come to think of it
But the schools too.

People from different schools, speak differently
People from their own schools can understand but others look at it as if though
they're reading arabic or something.
And we think differently, so really is singapore classified into different groups of people.

Yes, actually we are

But at the end of the day, we're still singapore
One United country, one united nation
Together we stand, Consist of 4 different ethnic groups
So multi-Racial so whoopee yay.
But thats what the government wants us to be
hes working all day, does he even see whats going on around?

" Children are the future pillars of singapore "

2006-01-06T20:52:00.000-08:00

I was researching up on Madagascar, but then i decided to go visit xiaxue's blog.
Dont worry charlotte, I managed to dig out some information and pictures before visiting the blog!
This sudden urge, cause korkor's words from yesterday had just popped up in my head.

" xiaxue's such a slut! "

I disagree, I think shes a bimbo that talks too much crap thats it.
Do you even know the definition of a slut?
When girls call girls sluts, it means they sleep around and boy-hop.
Then again, i cant be too sure! Thats why we have dictionary.com (:

THE TOB WEB RESULTS.
1. A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
2. A woman prostitute.
3. A slovenly woman; a slattern.
4. A dirty, untidy woman
5. a woman adulterer

TA-DA!
Doesnt it make you wonder how they use such cheemalogy words on such a unworthy person.
And seriously, how does one even know shes a slut?
Actually come to think of it, she may know.

I was just looking at Localbrand Shirts.
And come to think of it, they're really NOT THAT BAD.
I may even try to start buying and wearing them, You have to support your own country.
If not, who will!
You have guys who stay in singapore JUST for NS and then they zhao to another country.
The good guys stay, the others go overseas and starve.
And there are girls who wear NOTHING but branded clothes!

You have to support local brands.
The one shop i think that is really nice, and which is local is.
Well jiejie introduced it to me, thank you jiejie (:

FLESH IMP.

its really hardcore and punk.
The design reminds me of Jennifer Lopez's shop.
Rebirth, i love both of them.
But since flesh imp is having a discount,
You cannot help but go there righttt.

I know what you're thinking
" TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN "

ya what! cannot ah!
well i found out other local brands, but you just never see their outlets around.
Maybe cause everytime i go out, its either to Junction8 or Orchard Road.
Going out is starting to seem really boring.
the only reasons i go out nowadays is to

1. Dress up
2. Watch Movie
3. Arcade
4. Company of friends.
5. Lunch/Dinner

Thats pretty much it actually.
Come to think of it, that really sucks.
Joaney just asked me to go meet her at orchard, I was like

" huh orchard again... Dont want "

And i have tuition anyway.
I finished my Math Pledge, I did a comic.
I have yet to figure out what Im going to do for my Science Design Cover.
And then theres the stupid Geography Project that I think I'll finish it BY tomorrow.
I'll do korkor's homework today, and my theory later in the night.
History I'll do after i get off the computer.

Drama-&Choir Auditions went okay.
~~I cant sing, seriously man~~
We did the drama skit that we practiced for HOWwWww Long.
Did impromptu acts, like scenes from the hat.
If you watch whos line isit anyway, you'll know.

We got
" Unlikely things to be sued for "

Yesterday was Uncle Rafael-&Aunty Mabel's Housewarming.
They live super duper near us, their house is super damn nice and big.
Their kids have SUPER big rooms, well the parents do too.
And julian gets the whole 3rd level to himself.
2 Freaking Balconies. I smsed leanne and told her i wanted to marry julian and move in.

The whole time i was super sad, and jealous like hell.
I was telling korkor well then I saw this Singapore Sports School guy there
And guess what sport he played.
I didn't even know you could consider that a sport ...

Bowling.

They do gym too, which is cool.
And this little acsi guy, I think hes like sec1 but he was wearing the yellow shirt and is like super tan!
So then i thought he was sec 2, then again nevermind.
He was bitching about his school and the little noobs!
Such a little faggot!

Then i talked to my ex-ex-ex-ex times 9834389573489 neighbours.
I talked to aaron and i found out that you should not take steroids.
Cause it makes your dick smaller for GUYS.
and makes your voice lower like guys for GIRLS.
And then for some reason we talked about urbanmale :D
HAHA

then cordelia, korkor, aaron and i sat down and started talking about the old OLD days.
When i was still like what 3 years old or something.
I saw arnold, Julian, Ariel, Stephanie, Melissa
And they all look the same -
Just bigger and older now.

AW I THINK ITS SO SWEET (:

2006-01-04T04:33:00.000-08:00

I slept at 1am, I was on the phone with leanne.
I was choosing what song to sing for choir auditions.
Well i'm singing a christmas carol, All I want for Christmas is You.
Im auditioning for 2 ccas, if i dont get into both of them.

I will drop dead and die manxXx.

Today, Natalie-&Adria-&Sandra-&I planned the script for drama.
We're still quite confused and trying to get some stuff right.
Till now, I dont even know what we're doing.
And the auditions are on friday, Freak!
I feel like just rubbing some huang you underneath my eye and then i'll start crying.

Thats what the EVIL girl from holland V did, I still remember.

Today was quite fun, we played charades!
And sandra is like, WHOA cannot guess in a million years.
Her and her boulevard of broken dreams.
We played Pepsi Cola 123 too.
Then debbie's bag got stained all over, It was insane.

That person must have been pretty boliao.

Today, Rachel said the sweetest and nicest thing to me.
She said " Jovel, debate wont be the same without you "
Thank you so much, that was really sweet.
Haha! Love you and God Bless!

During recess, we saw this junior who was all alone.
I went over to talk to her, then slowly the others came.
She was the only one from her primary school who came.
Well shes really nice! Vanessa haha (:

Jiyin taught all of us this dance/game thing.
Its the best thing alive, you sweat and feel really tired.
But you just wanna keep on doing it, I LOVE IT.
Leanne-&I went to KFC after that and we talked.
We found out something horrible, I was really quite upset
I was on the verge of crying, ~~Im really disappointed.~~
Leanne and I were dancing at Thompson Plaza.
The dance that Jiyin taught us, we were doing it all over the place

We got bullied by this group of guys ):
they made fun of us.

Well, I was really pissed off, I wanted you to just kill yourself.
I wanted to do something really horrible to you, then i stopped and thought.
I'd be just like that person, and I knew it felt horrible.
And you said those words out of anger at that point, But i do blame you.

How could you? The person i LEAST expected.
You were so nice, I was so nice to you.
Everybody was so nice to you, you took it for granted.
You deserve this actually, but i dont wanna be a life ruiner.

I dont wanna be like that. like him
So i'll just drop it, but i'll never think of you the same again.
You're two different people, you know that?

~~She had it coming, She had it coming~~
If you'd just seen it, if you just heard it
~~I bet that you would have done the same.~~

2006-01-03T01:20:00.000-08:00

Before I blog about my first day of school, I just wanted to say.
My friendster is dead and that I will not be updating pictures, profile or writing testimonials.
Maybe i'll write testimonials, but it will be as dead as charlotte's
And sandra's too.
Not hip coolass pictures, only the current ones that you're seeing now.

OKAY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

i went to school, listening to 93.3 chinese music. ~~I hate my sister~~
Charlotte-&Jiyin were already there.
okay the rest came, we all hugged yay yay yay.

Then we were seperated, Our form teacher was chinese.
So she ONLY spoke chinese, which made communicating with charlotte rather difficult.
I was teasing charlotte, im sorry.
My Co-op teacher is Mrs Quek, My cca teacher.
And i just quit her Cca, Drama auditions are on friday!

Im sitting with charlotte, we're gonna be seperated really soon.
The people infront of us are really nice.
Adria-&Charlene, they kept on laughing at charlotte-&I
Val gave me my birthday present, Thank You!
Well there were no lessons, so we just fooled around outside our classes.

It was quite chaotic.

Then i went home with charlotte.
On the bus, there were littel sec 1 barker kids talking about guns.
Like those games, guns and there was this Love 15 Gun.
Charlotte-&I were just listening to them and acting interested.
It was so funny HAHA.
They were below my shoulder, one went on the same train as me.
He looked p3!

DIDI.

Tomorrow, we have no lessons too.
They're getting up to bring thermometers to school AGGAAIINN.
I lost mine, I wonder what will happen.
I've signed everything (:

I'm a good kid now, I like my class this year
And we're still really united, xiaomin-&val-&joy too.
I did my homework and I started reading the Lit. Book already (:
All i need to do now, is BUY MY FILES

Tonight's the funeral, only daddy-&mommy are going.
They dont want us to go for some reason.
I get to watch Tiramisu anyhows, funnyass show.

2006-01-02T02:31:00.000-08:00

Today is the last day of my frequent blogging every 4hours.
Its also goodbye boredom

I'm really excited that school is starting.
REALLY excited, i dont think i'll get any sleep tonight.
I've got tuition in 30minutes so one quick update.
Im watching malcom in the middle, just wanna say one thing.

You gotta LOVE the THEME SONG.
so tempted to type this out (:

Yes no Maybe, I dont know
Can you repeat the question
You're not the boss of me now.
You're not the boss of me now.
You're not the boss of me now.
And you're not so big
Life is unfair.

Today at 1.30pm, I was suppose to be out playing arcade.
Instead i got a phonecall saying that my uncle died of pneumonia.
My 7th Grandaunt's son, That really sucks. He's only 30 +
He caught it in china, and his mommy doesn't know.
The worse part is, she lost her husband just 1 year ago.

Though i wasn't so close to him, im quite blank.
Another funeral, I've been attending more funerals than weddings.
Im such a sad case ya.

i like attending weddings, the dressing up
the drinking of expensive champagne and eating of good food.
The pretty brides-&Grooms, seeing everybody there.
Having so much fun, the pictures and the toasting.
The speeches and AYE i just love weddings.

I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD MARRY MORE, AND FASTER TOO.

right now, im kinda waiting for my brother to get married.
Im gonna be a bridesmaid, 6 more years.
I'll 20 whoooooo, man so old ):

29th January, Chinese New Year.
Im gonna wear a cheongsam with mommy.
Leanne's wearing too, lets meet up man.

2006-01-01T19:06:00.000-08:00

!farhan;... says:
how was ur sleep?

velkong. says:
you're asking me how my sleep was.

velkong. says:
what kind of question is that?

!farhan;... says:
what kind of question

!farhan;... says:
is what kind of popcorn do i like?

velkong. says:
ITS A BETTER QUESTION THAN YOUR SLEEPING QUESTION.

farhan you're damn weird ~~when you're bored.~~

Yesterday when i was sleeping, i kept on thinking about my blog.
I just somewhat wanted to make it more interesting
so readers will just keep coming back to read it.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT.
i think about that kind of bullshit when i sleep;

i remember i used to think of what happened when i die.
It was super freaky, sometimes i'd just wake up and call somebody.
now come to think of it, thinking about blogging isn't really that bad a thing yeah.

Well I just decided to do reflections for this year.

2006

SCHOOL
Met the greatest people in the world - Charlotte, Debbie, Jiyin, Leanne, Sandra
Other really great people - Joaney, Lailing, Sara Choong, Sarah Cheong, Debaters, Geklynn
Results were abit sucky, but i upped a class.
Got into quite alot of shit in school.
Ponned school and other events alot.
Hated gym class and the teachers.
Part of the best class in the world.
Class fund box got stolen.
Got shit from seniors, but thank you dear friends (:
Heart to Heart talk with laoshi, cried infront of her.
Last day of school was the best.
Birthday Celebrations for charlotte-&Jiyin.
Got put in one of the naughtiest row with debbie infront of me.
Slept in class quite alot.
Chinese-&English Talentime.
Malacca trip, SUPER FUN.
Charkwaytiaonight-&Sleepover.
Became really infamous this year. Hated too

OUTSIDE
Met alot of other really really great people - Pinnoi, Evan, Nat.Chin, Jon.Chen, Farhan, Chun, Coeway, Nana, Darrell, Darren, Rafael, Adwyn, Gillian, Natassia, BrianHOT, Joel, Shunyi, Adrian, Jacque, Joshua, Royston, Invictians
Became part of UAN with charlotte-&Sandra-&Leanne.
Because part of Invictus.
Embarrassed myself ALOT this year.
Snuck out of my home and well her home 4times.
Going on holidays with leanne.
Went out alot alot alot this year.
Addiction to Air Hockey-&Daytona.
Spent more time with my siblings-&Daddy.
Grounded twice for 1 minute.
Snuck into NC16 shows twice.
Made my sister cry, YESSSSSSSSS
Started tuition with my older brother, Improved my math-&science.
Went hysterical once, ended up eating KFC with siblings.
Started doing volunteer work this year.
Started putting on make-up, But have stopped.
Got a phone last christmas, Busted my smses.
Started cutting myself, but stopped thank you charlotte-&jiyin.

I think last year many sweet things happened, and I'll never forget them.
Last year, met so many new people and i love them all.
If i've hurt any of you guys, im really sorry.
I know I cant undo things but Im just really sorry.
Probably not the first time i've said it, you may not believe it.
But thats all i can do now, Really Sorry, i dont blame you if you hate me.
Last year was also quite regretful, but Im glad everything turned out okay.
Last year was really extreme for me, I was REALLY happy at one point. REALLY sad at one point.

THIS YEAR.
im gonna join drama, thats cool with sandra chee yi cheng meimei.

2006-01-01T06:51:00.000-08:00

its a new year, i decided to be nice to my dearest madelene eng.
THIS IS WHAT I GOT BACK IN RETURN.
you ingrate, you aint getting a hug im gonna call you ashley from now on too.

vel. peace says:
Sung to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star.

vel. peace says:
If you're bored, can call jovel.

boooreedddd says:
ahahah

vel. peace says:
She will sing you dingdongbell.

vel. peace says:
Madelene eng, you sad little thing.

vel. peace says:
Call jovel and hear her sing

boooreedddd says:
why

vel. peace says:
cause you'red booooorreeeddd

boooreedddd says:
why would i do such a terrible thing

2005-12-31T23:38:00.000-08:00

I just read debbie's blog, wow your entry was really sweet.
I remember so many things you said to me this year and yes
i remember sitting behind you and you had to move up cause we talked too much.
Your entry was really long too!

WELCOME TO THE CLUB OF LONG ENTRIES AND FREQUENT BLOGGING (:

Yeah i'm really glad we got closer to, i find it really sweet.
Cause you're always my little baby WHUT!
love you debbie lim.

THANK YOU SANDRA CHEE YI CHENG
for your lovely email, it was super sweet.
yea i've known you for like super duper long going on 5 years.
Thats alot of days and hell mafoonka alot of hours, do the math.
And i love you funky!
HAHA debbie said you had aneroxic hairstyle, thats damn funny manXx.
but i still love you LA.

jiyin, i think we're getting closer chicka.
Thats cool, see you tomorrow for the daytona racing and air hockey!
And everything thats bugging you right now.
I hope it all goes away! Cheer up jiyinpoo.
See you on tuesday love you!

Charlotte, WOAH i never knew we'd actually have anything in common.
But actually hanging out with you is pretty cool
though we always fight and end up becoming beembos.
Its really funny and well i had loadsa fun (:
And im glad we're friends and we got closer.
Love you.

Leanne, next year we're not gonna be in the same class.
We both know we'll still be damn close, so yea i'd just end here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH love you (:

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.

yesterday my countdown was really cool.
i found out my innocent prefect favourite sec 1 sji cousin!
ACTUALLY knows some sec2 rather infamous girls from my school.
And i found out some stuff too.

we played mahjong, it was super fun.

we countdown, then korkor immediately changed the channel.
he was watching soccer, BAH
2006 rocks.
I received 12 happy new year smses, i love all you guys whoo.
Im gonna have a psychedelic new year WHOO.
Yesterday i went on a new year spree, calling everybody.
I wanted to go down to the countdown party with debbie and her friend

but my cousins were over bah.
well tomorrow, im gonna play daytona i dont care MANXxX!
and tuesday school starts, this is so exciting.

this year im turning 14, im old as a pea now.

2005-12-30T19:52:00.000-08:00

" ENOUGH. STOPPIT MOMMY ANGRY WITH YOU AH JERRAL "

i love it when my mommy yells at jerral.
especially when hes yelling and whining, then mommy yells
you should see his face its like blank!
then i'll start laughing and pinching his cheeks >.<

then i told mom
" YES MOM. THATS THE WAY! HIT YOUR KID "

Yesterday, mom brought jiejie-&i for our facials.
then jiejie started getting pms-ey on me over the usage of a computer.
Then we all dressed up, i mean except for jiejie.
We picked up joanna and went down to fullerton hotel for dinner.

IT WAS SUPER PRETTY!

and we saw boats and waterfalls.
Dinner was really good, there was this really cool drink.
It was called, check this out

Bloody Mary Oyster Shot

its bloody mary, mixed with vodka and then it has oyster in it.
and you just gulp it down, its so cool.
I had around 5 of those, and weird thing was i didn't feel drunk or anything.
Dinner was really good, and well korkor wants me to help him find students.
Im gonna do an advertisement later for him (:

Then i asked jiyin-&debbie to go watch a latenight movie.
But mommy didn't allow me cause i was gonna take the bus home -.-
So i went home watched love actually

THE FRONT PART. BLOODY BORING!

i kept on repeating the part where the girl sang
and then the little guy got jealous.
she can really sing larXxxxx.

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR 2005.
i was talking to xiaomin how bitchy the age 14 sounded.
and about next year, and how old we were gonna be.
well next year is gonna be really different i guess ):

im gonna watch wallace and gromit with my siblings now.
Yes including jerral, and my mommy too.

then we're having a barbeque and the cousins are coming over.
i wanna climb ontop the monkey bar and lie down.
look at stars and drink 7-up or something, thats so cool.
No more countdown party, shiat

OH i saw coeway on teeve!
i was watching pokemon HAHA with jerral lar
and then i saw coeway on teevee, he wants to be a good boy next year (:
WOWWW.

2005-12-29T07:10:00.000-08:00

I CANNOT SMS ON THE 30TH OF DECEMBER 2005.

will not be replying smses, please call instead thank you.
WILL NOT reply if only very important.

2005-12-29T04:58:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i slept really late, Xiaomin you woke me up at 8am.
my dad was yelling from the 1st floor

" JOVEL, JOVEL! XIAOMIN IS ON THE PHONE! YOU'RE IN 2PE! "

then i called her back for 1minute47seconds.
i was super tired, i smsed charlotte. I was so tired, i was wondering if i still had to go back to school cause i already knew my class and all.
In the end i just went, i was late and i took down the names of the people in my class next year.

Well im in 2PE, so is charlotte-&sandra-&sara choong (:

then we went out to orchard, we didn't watch a movie.
we ate at pastamania then i panicked.
i was like

" WHERES MY WALLET! WHERES MY WALLET "

then debbie told me the people took it, so i asked for it back so they gave it back to me (:
it fell on the floor lah.
Then debbie was like

" WHERES MY HANDPHONE! WHERES MY HANDPHONE! "

then leanne found it on her lap.
we walked to heeren, my feet were killing me
i was quite high, so were the others so naturally we were noisy.
I was trying to walk like debbie, she kept on hitting me.
I dont know why i think i was doing a good job (:
well we took neoprints.

jiyin and i were wushu warriors again!
sandra-&jiyin did their " THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S " thing on charlotte-&i
we came up with a new move and ER-ED them back.
today we saw our juniors, well said THEM.
i was abit slow, i missed seeing them.
Then i saw yulica! hello dear!

Thank you jiyin for your present, Now i have a proper little writing book (:
Thank you debbie for your present, I'm a flower yay!
it was well, fun blooming with you (:

i love you guys.
my feet are covered in blisters, tomorrow is the 30th
the day after that is new year's eve, then its 2006
Hrm. YOU LIFE FUCKER I HATE YOU. YOU MADE ME ALL STONE AND NOT-MYSELF

I WANNA DO SOMETHING, i have some dinner at fullerton so im gonna starve myself tomorrow. I wanna hang out with the rest tomorrow probably a sleepover (: Or i could just go to freddie's party.

Saturday, If korkor's not bringing us to the countdown party. Im gonna go look at stars with my friend.

2005-12-28T06:16:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow,results of next year's classes.
results were actually out today, its down there by the spiral staircase now.
I wanted to get xiaomin to go out at 9pm to sneak back into school and check out the results.
but well we'll wait for tomorrow at 12.15pm (:

you know i love you guys so much
charlotte-&debbie-&jiyin-&leanne-&sandra

thanks for everything (:
this year was really fun i'd never forget you guys.
please dont cry tomorrow, i want to see you guys happy so i'll be at ease.

I Promise, friends next year too.

Charlotte you make me smile and crazy and high and retarded though it seems like im mean to you but you know im playing and being silly. Thanks for being there for me, i trusted you and told you stuff and you never betrayed me. I love you thank you little french naked bread and thanks for everything, you're great fun.

Debbie, you'll always always always be my baby that i'm always looking out for. The one that i care about the most. I dont know why but you're always my small little girl for some reason. Thanks for always being there for me, this year you grew up i saw the real you and it was amazing. Let them see who you are, they'll know they've misjudged you. Thanks for including me in your life, and telling me stuff and you know i'll always be there to advice you. And for everything i've done wrong Im terribly sorry cause right now it doesn't matter. I love you and its really great to see that you're happy (:

Jiyin, you never fail to cheer me up. Just smiling and you always never fail to say the sweetest things. Thanks for always being so happy you're like a sun that always brightens up everything and doing the dumbest things with me and getting me so high. Like playing wushu warriors with me and always being so loud with me. I love it, that you're so wild. Please i promise you that we'll still be friends, and then again im sorry for everything bad i've done. You always take stuff that are thrown at you and deal with them and its so cool (: Thanks you've really been alot of fun and joy, i love you and please dont cry tomorrow I love it when you smile cause you always look so cute and sweet!

Leanne, well what can i say. I love you and you know that and im really close to you. Thanks for always being there for me, calling you up when i cry and you listen to me. Having so much fun and totally being retarded and embarrassing ourselves in public. Its just something about you that keeps me high and well i know we're gonna be friends for a really long time. We both know that cause we're so close now. I love you thank you for being such a greatfriend (:

Sandra, CHEE YI CHENG! haha i always go retarded and high with you. Thanks being such a joy and i've pretty much known you the longest and well we got closer this year the past 2 years we were quite okay with each other. Please dont think you're any less pretty or special than us cause you are really special and i dont care what people say about you. Cause they're all dicks anyway. I love you for being so spunky though you always give me attitude, HRMM i still love you. And for all the times i was "mean" to you, i was only playing and well you know that too cause you do the same to me. PEENANA! you always make me high and smile behind the computer screen and in school too.

i hope i see the others tomorrow.
xiaomin-&val-&joaney-&sarah-&sara-&lailingadingdong!

2005-12-27T21:52:00.000-08:00

Ripped, sara's blog (:

it was a year since i came to sc.thinking bout how it has been,how different it was from primary sch.think i've certainly changed alot,mayb for better or worse,made a whole lot of new friends.they're the ones who made school worth going to.the good part bout a girls school...there's no guys to come and bugg you irritate you or wad.the environment's better too.the friends you make are kinda different too in a way.but then dunno why sometimes it feels nicer to be with either group.with primary sch friends feel more freedom or in school can do more things.more flexible la.but then in sc,like everything also cannot do.can get booked super easily.wrong uniform,low socks,untucked shirt,wrong hair tie,wrong colour pins,or something else la.think its quite stupid no offence.i dunno if choosing this school was the best choice.mayb a neighbourhood school would have been better.the feeling has no words that can describe it..but my parents said that sc was the best choice thats y i even opted for the school.think the environment's better too.but think somewhere in my heart yearns to be in the past.but no choice,u cant go back.but the presents good too.jus wish i can have both but it'll never happen.

Ripped, jovel (:

Scgs has really lousy and stupid rules like you get booked for short skirts and messy hair and coloured pins and everything. I've been booked around 7 times already for low socks and no badges and everything. But if you really come to think of it, Its cause this stupid-rules school wants us to look presentable thats what makes us really that different. Ms heng wants an army of girls in neat attires and nice combed back hair but she doesn't realise we're not that. Welcome to the 21st century where we dress the way we want to dress according to my character and personality.

To abide to all these rules, it can happen but i guess we're just quite stubborn. Maybe to us we dont look good, we dont want to look like nerds. We wear what we see is nice and what we like to wear and what the so called " IN FASHION " is which is appparently what ms heng doesn't like at all.

Its true, being in an all-girls school is probably a really big hop from a mixed school. In a girl school, theres alot of bitching and gossiping and backstabbing and you'll be seeing alot of eyeballs rolling up and down. Some can really stab you real hurt till you cry and even think of changing school and then come along the people who yes as you said, make school worth going to. You cannot deny you have not met really wonderful people, dont you also think of stuff like

" if i did not come to scgs, i wouldn't have met all these wonderful people "

as for your primary friends its really great to see that you are as close to them. It can happen, the same fun and the same everything. But of course a small gap will appear but then you can prevent that from happening if you really try.

It makes me sad

that you wonder again if coming to scgs was a bad choice. I've been in scgs for 7 years already and yes i do sometimes think if coming here was a good choice. This year i've been through quite alot of shit but then again i had heck loadsa fun and I thank god im in scgs. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else right now, if i had to leave i'd leave because i had to not because i want to.

Going to scgs everyday is not going to a school everyday.
Going to scgs is going to your second home, where your second family awaits you.
Going to scgs is not just another day of learning and talking.
Going to scgs is another day of fun and will be either eventful or memorable.

Going to scgs for 4 years is not a secondary education.
Going to scgs for 4 years is a memory and a lifetime worth of friends, and of course along the way you learn alot of lessons. You'll get hurt but at the end of day, you'll love this.

yea but the part about loving the past and you wanna return to it. And you wish you can have both, it cant happen cause this is life and we move on.

Secondary school is really different compared to primary school, you get called names and its much more intense. Haha yea this is coming from a "bimbo". The rule of the game is to ignore everything, then when everythings past you'll see whos next to you. Whos there for you to cry to and those who are far away and nowhere to be found. There are both kinds of people in scgs, ive found those who were next to me. Secondary life, reputation and what people thought of me became a really big part of me. How i looked and how i present myself to people, the kind of people i hung out with. I dont know

Im not suppose to care about these stuff.

but whatever it is, this is a good environment this is a family. But of course there are the evil siblings it dont matter if its branded or what. But

SCGS AO!

GO VEG.

2005-12-26T07:07:00.000-08:00

depression, austin scarlett got out.
I mean its good he got into the final 4 but i mean he got out BEFORE the new york fashion show.
everyone kinda predicted austin, jay and karasaun to get into the top 3.

BUT NOOoooOOOooOOO.

wendy the wicked witch bah you.
i cant believe her orange flamingo looking thing got it.
and whos that red carpet actress? WHO IS SHE MANX.

austin rocks, i love him oh jay toooo.
i think austin should be insulted, getting out before wendy.
today i had the most horrible dinner, it consisted of rice-&tofu-&long beans.

i took my last bite of chicken, but it was so gross.
jiyin's becoming a vegetarian too! i remembered i tried to go vegetarian like 2 times already
but i kinda failed, this time it'd work!
cause i watched the animal abuse video.

STOP THE EATING YOU CAN STOP THE KILLING TOO.

i watched love actually today, its so damn sweet
halfway through the show, i love the little drummer guy
when the girl was singing all i want for christmas is you
she pointed to him, and then he smiled.

THEN

she started pointing at everyone else.
then he started to fume and get jealous and pissed.
he was drumming so you could see, he was exerting more force.
its so sweet i always loved all these puppy love thing and he looks like hes only 8 years old!
but the girl can sing, aw man i love that song.

well leanne's back, debbie's coming home the day after tomorrow.
then its results day, so fast ):
korkor wants the band of brothers dvd, his birthday is in june. hes already asking

SNUFF YOU.

2005-12-26T02:12:00.000-08:00

http://www.goveg.com/factoryFarming.asp

GO VEG GO VEG GO VEG.
I've decided to become a vegetarian after seeing many videos.
i told lawrence to become a vegetarian and he said FUCK NO.

psychedelic snowflakes (im back and i did a disaster safety grab over the box and the rail on my skies) says:
merry christmas you little fucker and a happy new year you filthy animal

yes i love you too lawrence.
GO VEG YOU ASSHOO.

tonight will be my last meat meal, die all you little carnivores.
well i got a phone today, my number sucks

2005-12-25T07:53:00.000-08:00

i watched narnia today, its quite a nice show i like the lion.
then i went to auntyjessie's house for christmas dinner, played mahjong.
i was winning, damn lucky

i miss leanne alot alot alot alot alot alot.
and debbie too

im going out with ev-&pin on tuesday, thats something happy to look forward to.

2005-12-24T08:38:00.000-08:00

SND. MERRRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! said:
you have the love from the most important one

SND. MERRRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! said:
and that's God. (:

vel said:
right now, i neede that alot. and i believe it

SND. MERRRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! said:
well good for you then

SND. MERRRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! said:
(:

vel said:
but i always had this theory god hated me too.

SND. MERRRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! says:
and YOU HAVE MY LOVE AND CHARLOTTE'S

SND. MERRRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! says:
AND EVERYBODY'S

thank you sandra chee yi cheng i love you so much too <3 size="4"> IM OKAY NOW (:
if you dont like me im okay, if you like someone else im okay. good luck just dont get people to avoid me and hate me. thank you nana

2005-12-24T06:26:00.000-08:00

JIYIN'S BACK I LOVE YOU.

Merry Xmas Everybody!

im kinda drunk now, and i haven't blogged in 3 days.
i was at my neighbour's party i had like 7 glasses of alcohol liquor.
And i just fell asleep for like 15minutes but now im okay my head just hurts abit.
but surprisingly im not retardedly high -

ive been going out consecutively for the last 4 days.
thursday i went out with debbie-&charlotte-&snd it was super fun i love you guys (:
and then i went christmas shopping
Friday i went out with charlotte, i skipped the uan christmas party cause i woke up late.
Then joaney came, charlotte-&i fought alot the whole time and it was really beembo when we fight but funny. Then i dragged joaney-&charlotte to watch kingkong with me

KINGKONG ROCKS.

i was crying the whole time, like seriously crying tears just rolled down my cheeks and stained my shirt. then charlotte-&joan were laughing at me, the girl next to me was laughing.
The people infront and behind me were laughing at me too cause i was like really hysterical.
And then my make-up got quite screwed so i had to wear sunglasses the whole time.

then we went to meet sandra, and we watched her perform. NICE
then coeway came, they both wanted to come my house but coeway couldn't make it.
charlotte came over to stay and woke me up at 11am, i wanted to die.
We slept at like 3am, gosh -.-

then today i went out again, i squeezed oil out of my mcwings, theres so much oil. REALLY
i went to meet korkor-&jiejie at bishan i got them their presents

WAH BIANG korkor's present was like $30 for like 6 bleach figurines -.-
then he started being really nice to me (:
i think korkor's bringing us to some new year party at cine or something.
im going to play black and white some computer game.

well korkor's getting a new handphone.
jiejie's getting a new handphone and im getting korkor's old phone.
BUT im getting a phone, like this monday oh shit now mommy's gonna start calling me and ask me to go home early early early.
im lucky, im the earliest of the 4kids to get a phone haha (:

2005-12-21T21:26:00.000-08:00

1. the last person you spoke to:
brian laugong hot.
2. the last person to message you:
unanswerable.
3. the last person that you said bye to?
sandra chee yi cheng (:
4. the last person you hugged:
charlottey
5. the place you went to just now:
orchard
6. the thing you're doing now:
watching spongebob, and im chatting toooooooooo.
7. the phrase people use to describe you:
WO BU ZHI DAOOO.
8. the first impression on meeting you is:
WHOA wo ye bu zhi daooooooo.
9. the thing that's on your mind now:
what im gonna get people for christmas (:
10. the person who's on your mind now:
goddess of fortune.
11. the dream you dreamt last night:
i dont think i dreamt last night
12. the person that you're missing now:
everybody jiyin-&leanne-&val-&linglong-&michelle-&pinnoi-&evan-&laugong!
13. the person whom you wanna meet now: leanne, haven't seen her in a while.
14. the part of your body you wanna pierce is: my ears, gimme TWO please!

.i wanna have
1. hot or cold drinks?
depends, some drinks are meant to be cold and some HOT.
2. the sun or the rain?
i like it better when it rains.
3. chocolate or strawberry
strawberry. i dont like both HAHA
.4. mp3 or discman
mpthree.
5. handphone or computer
Computer! Definitely lah.
6. many friends or one best friend
One best and true friend.
7. nugget or fries(shaker)
nuggests i HATE the seaweed shaker thing.
8. stay in bugis, pasir ris or woodlands
erm dont want HAHA.

that's me
1. whats your full name
jovel chan yhng mei.
2. what stream are you in
express
3. what are the nicknames you're given
i kinda respond to alot of nicknames HAHA but im vel vel vel or VELVEL BABY!
4. how many piercings do you have now
two ):
5. what kinda hairstyle are you having
short and layered.

ummsure
1. do you curse and swear
yes i doo.
2. do you spit anywhere you want
NO! eeeee poei
.3. do you play pranks on people
i dont think so, maybe.
4. opinion of the person you copied this from
hannah koh, shes contaminated i hugged her. Im growing fungi on my body now EWW.
5. do you talk behind one another's back
im sorry yes.
I LOVE YOU BRIAN HOT. IM SORRRRRRYYYY I DONT WANT ANOTHER LAUGONG YOU'RE THE BEST! IM SORRY SORRY SORRY.

another love.

2005-12-21T20:27:00.000-08:00

vel vel has a velvet belt which she spanks me with everyday.HARD HARD UGH UGH..yummy yummy jolly chum chum! KL; says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
laugong <3

im watching youtube videos right now.
its SUPER DUPER funny, im watching these 2 chinese boys lipsync songs, FUNNY.
im suppose to go christmas shopping today, but i dont think i'll go.
Cause its raining, and im quite lazy -.-
i think i'll leave the christmas party early tomorrow, go down to orchard and get christmas presents for everyone.
cause i think i'll be seeing some of them tomorrow at paragon.

GO SANDRA CHEE YI CHENG (:

i pretty much know what to get for the girls -& my sister.
guy presents are pretty hard to buy.

WEDNESDAY

i went to meet xiaomin at school.
i was suppose to wait fo her at the court, but i waited at the bus-stop instead.
cause there was a senior inside.
i just realised how scared i was, to enter school and all.

it was already 20minutes after meeting time
i still couldn't find xiaomin, and then i went to call charlotte
asking her if i could go over, cause she lives at orchard.
then i saw xiaomin (:

then we did sit-ups in sets of 10.
but everytime we came up we started talking and talking.
so in the end we did 2 sets, only then we talked alot and then we ran 2 rounds round the track.
OH MAN i saw so many people i miss you guys so super much!

joaney, joanna, sarah cheong, josephine.
now i cant wait for school to start, but im scared too.
HELLO JUNIORS!

then xiaomin-&i went down to heeren to shop for some jap. guy stuff
we seperated and i went to meet charlotte at paragon.
sandra couldn't make it, and the rest are all away.
then we just sat at delifrance and talked, went to coffee bean and talked.
we went to meet debbie-&sipei (:
we took neoprints, debbie handed us presents and then charlotte went home and i went home.

i skipped tuition cause i was really tired, i fell asleep at 7pm.
then i woke up and watched america's next top model.
I MISSED TAB TV!
jiejie-&i ordered KFC and then we all watched america's next top model
in the mahjong small room cause mommy was watching her chinese show in the living room.

IT WAS SO CUTE
all 4 of us, plus jerral in the little room eating KFC.
korkor's going to watch narnia today. I WANT TO WATCH NARNIA
i think im watching perhaps love with my sister, maybe kingkong with my brother (:
well im going out now.

THANK YOU CHEE YI CHENG FOR SAVING ME (:
oh man ive been rotting here since 12pm, then sandra called me to go out.
YES im in my outing clothes already.
i lovee you <3

2005-12-20T15:05:00.000-08:00

Im gonna tell you something, you're not gonna believe it.
Im gonna mark this special day down, DAMN IT

Im awake its 6.57am

whos your daddy (:
but by the time i finish this blog entry, it'd be SEVEN am.
I woke up at 6.45am cause the aircon got too cold, then i started thinking about stuff
so i started kicking around in bed.
then i got growing pains... SO I WOKE UP.

and surprisingly putting on contacts at 6.45am is much easier than putting it on at 2pm.

morning air, smells DAMN good.
the colour of the sky is so beautiful and it reminds me of my school days
when i would just suddenly turn back and tell daddy i felt sick and i'd skip school.
and then i'll come back home, use the computer and sometimes i'd see different people online.
sometimes i'd see EVERYONE online (:

i still remember that time, all the sixofus' skipped school.
PLUS a few other classmates so that added up to around 12 people.
and we'd plan if we were going to school the next day!
next year, dont know if we'll get to do that, i miss it.
Yesterday.

I came home at like 11.40pm, i took a cab in and i talked to the uncle.
he was super nice, i asked him if alot of people took cabs at like 2am, 3am
and hes like

" YES! ALOT! "

and then i was really curious, so i asked how come. It was a really expected answer lah.
PSHH ALL THESE MEN.

" Because you know lah girl, the crazy horse just open right Hahahaha "

and then i was like " Ohhhh. " then i winked at the uncle.

I was sitting at home and rotting yesterday.
I was super bored, I woke up at 1pm then i had tuition.
I came down and used the computer, then i went back up and read garfield comics.
book 1 - 3 BEAT THAT.

then i fell asleep -.-

then coeway called, YAYYYYY! he asked to go out!
so i was like of course on the dot.
then we all went out, in 1 hours time.
Arranged to meet at 6pm, i reached at 6.15pm

I WAS THE EARLIEST LAH.

then i went to macs and got a berrynice yoghurt
After shopping for a while at pacific plaza i went back to lido.
NOBODY was there yet, until like 6.45pm then i saw coeway-&darrell.
then we called debbie, we went to the pacific plaza taxi stand to wait for her.

SHE ARRIVED AT 7PM.

1hour late, but she was all done-up and pretty so i guess i forgave her (:
then she gave us our presents, debbie gave me a thong with green lining and pattern on it.
ITS SO CUTE! i like the kink-kink-kinky present alot thank you debbie!
but debbie's present for coeway was the cutest thing alive.
Darrell didn't want to open his, blahdeeblah-

debbie gave me my second thong.
Sandra gave me my first, IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SAYS
" HELLO I WANT A THONG "

chun wanted to give me a thong, NOOO!

Then we went around to look for someone to eat.
I was craving for some udon (:
Debbie wanted to eat japanese food, but then again we were on a budget.
Then we walked up-down,

on the way, we saw alot of people dressed up like the good ol' rome days.
They looked so pretty!
and the guy behind me was screaming " TROY TROY TROY "
yea i guess they resembled the people of troy too abit.
And then there was a choir singing at takashimaya and alot of other things
to celebrate the birth of jesus christ. Its really pretty (:
And then we went to taka, down to mos burger.

My rice burger fell apart, so i didn't eat it anymore.
Their cheesecake is super sweet, super duper sweet!
And then by then it was already 9pm, I wanted to go watch a movie.
Cause darrell could go home any-oh-time, and debbie could too.
and I could too! but coeway had filming -.-
Then we went to go pick up coeway's guitar at nana's house.

SO WE ALL FOLLOWED!

well darrell went home, debbie-&coeway-&i went to nana's place.
Im gonna go there everyday man there was this dog
that i liked and liked me back (: two-way-thing!
Then we went up and say nana, IDIOT i know where you stay now (:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

then we went to debbie's car, i saw amber debbie's dog!
Then debbie opened up her new pretty pink motorola phone.
Then coeway started playing, he played 2 of his compositions -& wonderwall.
We took the mrt back together.

OH MY GOSH THIS PART IS DAMN SCARY!

cause the mrt was damn crowded and we were standing really near the door.
so everytime someone exited or entered, coeway went out and back in.
which is damn NOT smart.
then at one station, the doors closed before he made it back in.
and i had his bloody handphone!

and then aunties and everybody inside kept on laughing
well i was laughing too then they were like " oh your brother ah? "
then i was like laughing, and they were telling it to other people.
Then i told him to wait at the next station for me.

PHEWWWWW then i waited for the next train.
then we talked, trains come like super fast lah.
And then we decided to talk and miss the first train, then the second one came.
SO we decided to miss that one too.
the third one come, we got on.

then we decided to get off the next stop and talk.
HAHAHAHAHAH so ridiculous, its as if though we had nothing else better to do.
It was already quite late like 10.50pm
then we missed the first train then we saw the board and it said 5MORE MINS.

so we were both like " okay lah can lah can lah "

we were just scared if it was the last train or something.
SOOO then we missed around 4 trains haha!
so in total thats like 6 trains, then it was already 11.10pm
so we decided to go home, then i reached and took a cab.

YESTERDAY WAS FUN (:
yes charlotte-&sandra it would have been more fun with you guys though!

leanne's coming home today from church camp.
debbie's leaving on friday morning ):
Im going to school with my darling xiaomin later. Im leaving at 8.30am (:
Sandra's paragon performance is this friday night.
Im going with charlotte hopefully the others can make it tooooo.
Farhan's freaking grounded, 4days before christmas. MAN YOU SAD CASE!

GREAT EVERY DAY IS PLANNED OUT NOW.

I just need something to do on thursday, i think i'll go christmas shopping. ( settle bake-thing )
I dont wanna go alone ):
Its 7.30am now, jerral's awake he's watching blues clues.

i bet you didn't know this, but how could they do this man.
Blue's Clues is like one of my favourite kid playhouse disney show ):

THEY CHANGED THE DUDE

hes now so ugly, i dont like him HE CANT SING!
I want the old guy back, the guy in the green stripe shirt.
i realise something they all have this straight fringe, bowl cut thing.
I think kids just like them, they give that nice boy-next-door look.
They look so innocent
Maybe thats why, they wont scare the kids.

They wouldn't put up some goth/punk with spiky hair who dresses in black shirt all day.

THEY PUT THEM IN NICE STRIPE SWEATERS.
and make them sing the scrubbing songs, i hate blue's clues now.
they changed the beginning song, oh gosh whats happening to this world!

this is a dedication and special tribute to the old guy.
I still like you mr. green

Now its time for so long
but we'll sing just one last song
thanks for doing your part
you sure are smart!
you know its me and you
and my dog blue

WE CAN DO ANYTHING THAT WE WANNA DO!

well i looovee bear in the big blue house.
shit all the shows i like have the words BLUE in it.
I think my brain and body is now used to only 5-6 hours of sleep.
cause last night i slept at 1am, i woke up at 6.45am.
Then again, i dont think so cause when i sleep at 6am, i wake up at 3pm.

Thats so weird.

I like the goodbye song for the bear in the Big Blue House.
I think its really sweet, i remember only one line.
Cause thats the sweetest part, I LOVE PLAYHOUSE DISNEY :D
i feel like a 4-year old kid now!

goodbye goodbye my lil's friends goodbye!
but now its time to gooo.
the moon, the bear and the big blue house
will be waiting here very soon i know.

VERY SOON I KNOW! I MISS LIM PINLI NOWWWW.

2005-12-19T23:52:00.000-08:00

TOTALLY UNCOOL. i was just browsing through friendster and i saw this guy with a tongue piercing and he was sticking out his tongue in every picture. He was super proud of it, different studs somemore. Well and it was SUPER GROSS i mean seriously how would you like to kiss and french and have this little metal dingly thing and please! WHAT IF IT DROPS! that really sucks. And doesn't the piercing hurt? Cant you pierce somewhere else - ears? stomach just not your mouth. cause its really quite gross and you cant eat, and do all that. Nose piercing is fine too, just careful when you pick your nose. YA
<3 jovelley

2005-12-19T09:03:00.000-08:00

i think this is super funny, especially when i was super bored.
IT GOT ME HIGH again!
around 1am, hello 20th december!

adrian// says:
YOUR MIND WOULD BE POLLUTED

adrian// says:
WITH RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

vel POOPOO says:
i dont wanna be flooded with SCREAMO

vel POOPOO says:
EEEEEEEEE

adrian// says:
YEAH YEAH THATS THE WAY!

adrian// says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

vel POOPOO says:
HAHAHAHHAH

vel POOPOO says:
NOOO LIKE EEEEEYURR.

adrian// says:
EEEEEEEYURR ALSO CAN.

vel POOPOO says:
HAHAHHHAHAHAHA

vel POOPOO says:
I DONT WANT!

adrian// says:
RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEYURRRRRRR

adrian// says:
WAH I FEELING SHIOK ALREADY

adrian// says:
i need to shower now.

vel POOPOO says:
YOU DAMN BAD LEH!

vel POOPOO says:
GO LAH

adrian// says:
hahahahahhahahahahahah

vel POOPOO says:
GO EEEE YOUR YURRR LAH

adrian// says:
EEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR

vel POOPOO says:
GO AWAY LAH YOU.

adrian// says:
YES YES MORE CAPS.CAPS IS SCREAMO

adrian// says:
*COOLIO

adrian// says:
COOLIO IS SCREAMO

vel POOPOO says:
i'll use small letters.

i have to go to adrian's gig when he has one, WAHH ~~im scared~~
i dont care im dragging brianhot along!
mr. rich and famous YAYAYA (:

2005-12-19T03:49:00.000-08:00

You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!

What Language Should You Learn?

now im gonna learn japanese ON MY OWN.

2005-12-18T23:48:00.000-08:00

TEN random things about me:
1) I like mickey mouse -& donald duck.
2) I was born in NUH, i thought it was a hospital in NUS.
3) I just had a room make-over. Now its boy blue, I KNOW.
4) I like to paint my nails, but i bite them.
5) I wanna grow long hair, but everytime if i have a chance to cut hair I'll say yes. Its uncontrollable for some reason.
6) My room's on the third floor, sometimes i like to look down and make the sound WHOOOO.
7) I love animals, dogs especially. Im starting to like cats, well only charlottes.
8) I was in marymount Convent for 1 week in primary 1.
9) I was living in orchard parksuites for 2 years. It was like a hotel, and i loveddd it.
10) I dont like screamo, im scared of moshing.

NINE places I've visited: ( im gonna look at my photo album now )
1) Japan
2) LA
3) USA
4) HongKong
5) Indonesia
6) Taiwan
7) Melbourne
8) Perth
9) Malaysia

EIGHT things I want to do before I die:
1) Get Married
2) Visit New York/London
3) Appear on TV
4) Do something really crazy.
5) Dye my hair Bright Green or Pink.
6) Own many animals.
7) Throw cake at someone.
8) Go to Hollywood.

SEVEN ways to not win my heart:
1) Insult Me.
2) Be too Overprotective.
3) Smoke or Do Drugs.
4) Lie.
5) Swear too Much.
6) PUBLIC AFFECTIONS
7) Talk too much.

SIX things that annoy you:
1) Over-religious people who blabber too much
2) Smokers
3) Animal abusers
4) People who try to be cool and fit in by swearing, but end up making a fool of themselves.
5) Copycats.
6) Public Affections.

FIVE things I'm afraid of:
1) Losing out.
2) Pain
3) Jealousy.
4) People screaming.
5) Fights

FOUR of my favorite things in my bedroom:
1) My beanbag (:
2) My Radio.
3) My Dressing Corner.
4) My Neoprint Wallet.

THREE things I do everyday:
1) PEE!
2) Go on the computer.
3) Sleep

TWO things I want to do right now:
1) Go out Christmas Shopping.
2) Earn Cash.

ONE person I want to see right now:
God Of Fortune!

2005-12-18T23:31:00.000-08:00

Christmas is in exactly 6 days.

I have not got anything, and people are already asking what i want for christmas.

I wanna tell them
" anything cheap, small cute and costs less $5 "

cause i dont want them to get me something that i want.
But i cant get them that thing they want, cause im on a really tight budget.
Im trying to suck money out from everywhere and anywhere.
Im trying to work for money, I cant even get a single cent.
Im waiting for my christmas money, but my daddy hasn't given me cash yet.

I was thinking about using january's allowance which is around $180 to shop.
But i'd die when school re-opens wont i?
So im not gonna touch next year's money AT ALL, but what am i gonna do now.
I cant make my own presents, i was up till 4am yesterday.
with alot of paper trying to write little booklets of how my friends have changed my life.
I got to the 2nd page of evan's book and i threw it away

ITS SO UGLYYY.

ive never been really good in art, i cant draw for nuts i can only colour.
But how can i colour, when i have nothing to draw RIGHT!
i have to get presents for around 17 people, my siblings and my fake family HA.
I dont know what to do, sandra told me it was the thought that counts.
but thats what everybody says right?
i believe everybody has that something they want really badly -

AH i dont know what to do nowww.
im kinda stressed out - i feel really really bad
But i was thinking getting people cute unique things that they've never seen before.
not the most expensive, but i hope you guys dont mind-
If i see something and it reminds of you, i'll just get it.
I dont bother to ask what you guys want, i dont know if its a good thing.
cause i wanna get you guys WHAT I THINK YOU WILL LIKE.

but you guys dont like it, then ~~im screwed~~ HAHA.

well now i gotta go ask for money plead my ass off and i'll figure out something.
i feel like getting chun-&farhan flavoured condoms for some reason. SHIT

2005-12-18T08:18:00.000-08:00

BAH. everyone's usually super busy during the christmas week
but i dont think i have much on.
and i have not gone christmas shopping, im using my creativity
alot of pens, pencils and markers.
Im really running out of cash, and daddy hasnt given me money yet.

I went to charlotte's place on saturday morning, i went to the wrong block
knocked on the wrong door and screamed her name from level one.
she lives on level 2 YOU SEE!
then i went to the next block and then charlotte saw me.

so PHEW

then her mommy helped me put on make-up
i had chanel on me, whos your mommy :D
the make-up was really nice, but it wasnt' suppose to be too heavy.
well then charlotte did her make-up and we were late!
so we took a cab down to the new national library.

we were TOO DONE UP.

anyways then we did the whole thing and we saw warren!
cause we found out his aunties were in the thing with us.
then chee yi cheng came!

THANK YOU SANDRA FOR THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
i really love it, sooo much thank you (:
the everything and black thong sexyy!
i'll put on the eyelashes on paragon day i promisee!
i love you cheeyicheng <3

and then we just sat down and talked for hours man!
i wanted to watch kingkong but AH WELL.
then we went to cine, charlotte won some kingkong free stuff.
then we went to pastamania, NICE PASTA (:
we were late for the heeren fashion show

BIANG OEI.
their legs are like never-ending, i was like " i want their legs " nearly 8times.
then it ended, we went back to charlotte's place.
at around 11.30pm sandra left
i stayed over, HA

oh well leanne's back she bought me REAL MICKEY MOUSE from hongkong (:
i love you leanne baby!
you're going for church camp, though i wont miss you too i cry
i'll still miss you!
WEDNESDAY i can live till then i guess <3

19th December, Monday - Tuition-&Piano Evan's back!
20th December, Tuesday - Christmas Shopping hopefully.
21st December, Wednesday - Outing with Xiaomin-&Val,
Outing with Debbie-&Charlotte-&Snd-&(Leanne)
22nd December, Thursday - Tuition. pierce ears.
23rd December. Friday - Paragon Performance with charlotte. GO SANDRA!
24th December, Saturday - Christmas Party. Christmas Eve. Jiyin's Back!
25th December - CHRISTMAS! Corryne's Birthday.
making love out of nothing at all.
LAILING, I THINK WE NEED A FAMILY REUNION.
i miss you and ahgong <3

2005-12-18T00:48:00.000-08:00

ALRIGHT! MR PENGUIN FOREVER FANCLUB ((((: this is our penguin, hoorah. join now and stand to win great prizes if you own a SKYPHONAPOOTA mastercard! ALL HAIL MR. PENGUIN
<3 jovelley

Mr Penguins! <3

2005-12-18T00:38:00.000-08:00

farhan owes me stick with you and pcd songs, REMINDER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ive set up a mr. penguin fanclub (:
now lailing-& my msn nicks are

MR PENGUIN FOREVER! #1
MR PENGUIN FOREVER! #2

shes two, im one (:
first adrian was telling me about his band in 1-2 years time
then i asked him what name it was.
then i suggested MR PENGUIN! ( that evil guy from batman )
then he said it was stupid and dumb

BUT I DID NOT GIVE UP
neither did mr. penguin

THE SPIRIT LIVED ON.
and lailing seeing my sincerity and loyalty to mr. penguin
she was touched, and joined the club too.
then we saw a picture of mr. penguin on google.com.sg on page 1
and then we formed a fanclub, both of us admitted he was hot, DAMN HAWT

NOW ONLY ONE MORE IMPORTANT PERSON TO GO.
we have to complete the family line!
we have the AHMA and the GWANDDAUGHTER -
all we need now is the AHGONG, my darling jon who is in bintan.

ALL HAIL MR. PENGUIN <3

my maid is cooking curry, smells DAMN solidddd.
i just came home 1hour ago, from charlotte's place
i stayed over and slept at 3.30am woke up at like 11+ am
then we talked had lunch and then i went home.
i'll blog about yesterday when i get home!

im SUPER tired, and im one eye blurry blind - cause my contact was lost im using charlottes.
then the contact popped out of my eye, stupid popper.
and i have to go meet my sister at some faraway place.
for some meeting about a mission trip next year.
seriously, im scared but i cant wait
I think we're going to visit an orphanage i think i'll cry

BUT I THINK IT'LL BE A REALLY WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE.

till then im gonna sleep in aircon every single day.

2005-12-16T00:31:00.000-08:00

i just checked out huimei's blog, and im so touched like really touched.
she remembered my birthday and even wrote me a post (:
aw man its really sweet.

HAHA this is from her blog. QUOTE

" I<3 size="4"> :D "

and the special birthday post. Thank you so much!

Happy B-day Jovel!!
(see ! Lime green!---------^)

Yeah. Thanks for a great year at school, and for being the girl I can always count on to make me smile <3 (this is super cheesy man) but I'm still doing it, so have happy birthday laughing your head off at my cheesiness XD

and there was this thing where you highlight and it was my name, its really sweet. Nobody really did that for me (: haha thank you huimei and it was really fun sitting near you too!!

http://thisworldinsideme.blogspot.com/

you guys have to see the highlighting thing its super cool, ITS POST NUMBUH FOURTIE SIX.

today i wanted to pierce my ears, BUT i have no more cash to shop for christmas presents.
16 MUST-GETS!
scary hurh i cancelled out like 4 people.
and yesterday i fell asleep while talking HAHA. sorrryyyy evannnnnnn.
now i only have $50 for 16 people. I will figure out something and hey im gonna make somethings

cause its CREATIVITY + UNIQUENESS

This Is Me.

2005-12-15T10:06:00.000-08:00

" You're really soft and sensitive! "

Really? I know i really felt like a big party pooper when i was whining out the words " SO BAD " and " SO MEAN! " but it was true.
It was really mean and i really think ___ is a pervetic jerk.
I dont know why hes saying these things for?

Not like it will make him a better person, not like he is one right now.
Its really sick that hes such a hypocrite too, if you're making such horrible comments about people why still go out with them?
If you hate people why talk to them?
Thats really silly and stupid and bad-talk people to their goodfriends?

Does it matter? and So What?

they may seem like the bitchiest things to say to anybody but just try saying it to yourself.
I felt quite happy, everytime I felt my self-esteem going down.
Just ask yourself, So what? and Does it Matter and why?
Just saying to myself stuff like

" so what if im not pretty. "
" so what if im not that girl on the cover page of the cleo magazine? "
" so what if other people dont call me hot '
" so what if im not as skinny or slim "

its really quite true i guess, it just made me feel much better actually!
People who have low self-esteem, I think im quite in the wrong but its really not their fault.
Instead of talking about how annoying and irritating it is, why not just tell them?
I did and she took it okay, that means she wants to be better and i think we as her friend, should NOT talk behind her back and how this-that she is.

Really bad thing to do, and Im sorry.

Then come to think of it, I've never really done anything to help boost her self-confidence.
But she isn't gonna just believe me, i guess she needs someone that she likes
to tell her that every little thing that she does means alot.
Or just recount to herself what her flaws are and work on them.
I think it'll really help and Weight and Height, its really stupid things to worry about.

Then again, Im not in the position to say that cause Height is my first main priority.
I just wanna grow taller and taller. i always thought height was really all i had - hah
Well even if everyone thought you were ugly or not-hot but i think otherwise-
that wouldn't change anything at all.
Come to think of it, it really sucks when everybody is looking at your bestfriend
feeling so inferior, then again i believe you have qualities that she doesn't have.
And vice-versa, please dont think any lower of yourself.

I told you before, i told you many times.
You are a really special girl.

I ripped that from leanne, she used to tell me that quite a few times.
Though you still feel quite non-confident about yourself
You know you're special to one person, Who then again is the most special person in your life.
From there, i guess thats all i need?

And really, you guys especially mr. jerky
I dont think its really very smart to talk about my bestfriend infront of me.
Bad stuff especially, cause seriously how can you hate people you dont even know.
Why are you judging people then?
If you guys could see what i see in her, other than looking at her body, face and assets
You would see much more.

If you wanna make another comment like that, you must really think SUPER HIGHLY of yourself. Then again, you dont know what people are thinking and talking about you.
If you have opinions about someone keep it to yourself damn it.
Its really insulting lah,
Yea and you're gonna date a supermodel with the greatest most fabulous personality in the whole universe yes?
with killer legs and the cutest ass and the perfect figure right? its so shallow

whats wrong with you people.

" something about her just pisses me off "

thats just the most horrible thing to say, didn't expect it to come from you.
You dont even know what that something is?
Shes just really irritating, you know what sometimse i feel the same way too.
but she makes me laugh, smile and makes me high.
Why not just give her a break okay?

Somebody may just be saying the same thing about you right now.
yesterday was fun, but it was really WHAT too.

Bring me out NOW.

2005-12-15T09:37:00.000-08:00

I WANT TO WATCH KINGKONG.

mithchell-&darren both came back from new zealand on the same day.
mitchelle said the landscape there is damn good.
darren said he saw the maori people do the haka.
BOTH OF THEM DID.

kanasai, i wanna go to new zealand.
next year i dont care, im gonna see my maori people do the haka. DONT CARE

Today

I woke up to receive leanne's call, she was leaving for hongkong WELL.
shes coming home on sunday and then leaving for church camp.
I hate you so much -

thats 7 days, but by then sandra will be back so i guess i'll live.
charlotte -& sandra crack me up together.

then i had chinese tuition, then i rushed down to orchard to meet charlotte (:
ON THE WAY i saw sara choong!
then i ran over and hugged her then we talked.
and then sarah cheong came out then we hugged, it was really fun!
i love them soooo much well.
next year i think im gonna be in the same class as choong, HOPEFULLY CHEONG!

then i went to meet charlotte, SHE WAS NOT THERE.
i saw farhan then he called charlotte, i went down to get my drink
then i went up and saw both of them so coolios!
we then met up with sara -& sarah talked and hugged.
it was really funny (:

then we met coeway, went to get free candyfloss, wasnt pink though
then farhan left for piano lesson.
hung around paragon toys r' us and then went to delifrance.
spent alot of time there well talking and then farhan came.
then i went to charlotte's house helped her choose her clothes-& shoes.

then all 4 of us went down to the New national library for the rehearsal.
farhan-&coeway watched -
the rehearsal was really funny and weird i guess, but its okay (:
we had to show off our personality, in our walking.
then the guys went home, then i went back to charlotte's home.

I LOVE HER CAT.

then we got abit high and started recording weirdass stuff.
we had dinner, her mommy asked me to stay.
but my parents were quite pissed well my MOM.
then i went home at like 11pm then i had a little tiff with my mom.
i pretty much left her speechless, well tomorrow im really FREE!

im thinking of getting 2 more piercings, TOMORROW (:

saturday, its the actual thing well im having tuition in the morning.
then im gonna go to charlotte's place have her mommy do make-up on me.
and then get down to the national library and do the thing.
then WATCH KINGKONG!
and then get down to heeren for the fashion show, then i think i'll go back to charlotte's
I GET TO STAY i told my parents so i guess thats good.
i hope sandra staysover too :D

then sunday LEANNE COMES HOME, whoopee (:

2005-12-15T09:35:00.000-08:00

Haha you're in hongkong, but I hope you see this when you come back (: I just decided to do it. Since next year is 2006, thats 4 years already. Well hello Love you <3
<3 jovelley

2005-12-14T04:06:00.000-08:00

I SPENT MY WHOLE AFTERNOON DOING THIS. cause i love you guys so much (: F.united forever <3
<3 jovelley

The Sweetest Thing.

2005-12-14T02:05:00.000-08:00

TING XIAOMIN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

this is so sweet, you just totally made my day!
i still remember ah (: last year my birthday.
it was so fun oh gosh i miss you so much, LOVE YOU.
this is so sweet (:
My darling pink elmo!

<3

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=11313030

ps: look at the bottom right hand corner. its beautiful (:

2005-12-14T01:53:00.000-08:00

yesterday i slept at 6am, literally
after my brother-&maid woke up.
i slept, i was up flipping through magazines looking at budget shops to shop at.

im going on a hiatus,
cause things are starting to fall down on me.
this one will last longer than the others, this time for sure!
i think at most i'll just upload pictures, yeah

ive got no gum.
leanne-&snd are gone, well tomorrow they are
nothing is really happening nowadays, im kinda bored.
I HAVE NO MONEY
im looking for a job, i'll call joaney later.
im asking dad-&mom if i can help them with anything.
my maid doesn't let me cook.

i think i'll just study and do work, my days are just going away like THAT.
well something's kinda up my back right now.
im listening to christmas songs, getting myself prepared (:
so when it comes, i'll be happy and cheery and not so bored.
im quite miserable and pathetic right now.

2005-12-14T00:24:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i saw this shirt when i was at chinatown the other day. I tried drawing it, well it looks something like that, ITS SUPER FUNNY well there you have it. okay yes its sick, ~~bleagh me~~ but its a guy shirt. sheeesh
<3 jovelley

2005-12-14T00:21:00.000-08:00

i was looking at dawn's friendster account. then i saw this SC TAPPERS picture and then i saw that little spastico at the back smiling so beeg. I present you the Saltie French Bread! CHARLOTTE MEI de DROUAS hello sk, minyi and dawn.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-13T10:52:00.000-08:00

when friendster is slowly dying out, THEN you go and get 939testimnials.

FOR WHAT.

isn't it scary how you find out you are somewhat
connected to every sec one person in acsi, acsb and mgs?

i found this girl
she has 4 pages full of pretty much the same testimonials, from the same guy.
and the same thing for him, WHOA!
cheatt one nehXx.

jovel -> twinnie -> girl
jovel -> grand-daughter -> gd' friend -> girl
jovel -> neighbour -> neighbour's bestfriend -> girl
jovel -> mg other half -> girl
jovel -> church friend -> girl

IM CONNECTED TO THE GIRL IN 5 WAYS.
F-I-V-E

somehow im starting to believe in adam and eve.
and that we're all brothers and sisters (:
i believe in raffiki that blue monkey from lion king.
and that we are

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

so cliche yet so true, so corny yet so wow.

you know what i blog too much, i came home at 11pm and i've updated 4 blog entries.
i sleep too late, i wake up too late.
my life is a big NO-NO
debbie's reminding me of a itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
i wanna KILL her, sad sad sad.

ive decided to blog only ONCE exception twice
a day but you guys have to be prepared for a LONG post.

♥debbieee!♠ says:
BIKINI'S ARE ITSY.

vel. BLACK AND WHITE! says:
ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE ITSY BOMBOMS.

2005-12-13T10:23:00.000-08:00

TWO GOOD QUESTIONS TO ASK

1. why am i good friends with CHARLOTTE MEI de DROUAS?

cause OI SLEEPING BEAUTY the 3 fairies said to the 4th angmor fairy.

" YOU ARE FOREIGN TALENT. WE EMBRACE YOU "

and they hugged themselves.
charlotte, you are foreign NOT THAT TALENTED but i still embrace you (:
sounds abit sick hor.
so everybody, embrace your foreign friends, damn then i have to embrace farhan too.
wait FARHAN ARE YOU FOREIGN?

michelle lau just said BOO! to me and its 2.30am (:
hello sweetie i miss you.
shes in america now hahaha cool huh.
YES YES I LOVE YOU. sheesh so forceful;

2. WHY AM I USING THIS PINK HAPPY TEMPLATE?

joan-&sandra and other people say its so not me.
well its bright and it makes other people feel nice to read my blog!
i know im not pink, girlie girl im the total opposite.

BUT

this is nice, and the font is nice the words are big enough
and its bright and its nice to read my blog like that.
and anyways LOOK UP THERE IT SAYS PINK IS THE NEW BLACK WHUT.
so technically speaking im still using black, hurhurhur smart huh!

BETCHA DIDN'T OF THAT ONEEEEE.

2005-12-13T09:50:00.000-08:00

TODAY

i woke up at 1.30pm
instead of eating meepok that daddy bought for me
i went to cook maggie mee, after a while you kinda miss it you know?
then i went down to leanne's place (:
i saw debbie, we were both black and punk so it was cool.
chris was playing his game, it was damn funny.

then we went to watch mean girls and we ALL kissed aaron samuels.
check out debbie's blog, check out the pics (:
coolios!

then we went to thompson plaza to plan the new year party.
charlotte-&jiyin-&snd we'll tell you guys.
then we'll see if you agree, we cant forget you guys <3
anyways we spent quite alot of time there.
then daddy called me cause he was pissed off, i was suppose to be at leanne's house
but i wasn't so he had to come to thompson plaza to pick me up.
then we went to pick jiejie up, she was pms-ing

AS USUAL.

i checked out my beanbag and i can pick it up tomorrow!
then we were looking for the drama centre.
on the car, winding down our windows and asking people along the street.
we found it (:

NEW NATIONAL LIBRARY.

we watched oi sleeping beauty! it was good i guess
i preferred boeing boeing and dim sum dollies much better though.
the next production i wanna watch is!

BROADWAY BENG.

i think this one i'll watch with my friends.
its more fun casue jiejie -& i were fighting the whole time.
then after that we saw selena tan and the whole crew.
quite cool and ivan heng!

i was looking through my handbag, i found out my ipod wasn't there
i panicked abit, ABIT ONLY.
and then on stage i saw a really familiar face,
so my mind went something like this.

whos that guy...whos that guy....whos that guy...SHIT MY IPOD.....whos that guy....

so after thinking for quite a while.
i found my answers, SMARTYPOO!
that guy was ivan cheng, from acsi choir concert and i took a pic with him.
then my ipod was at leanne's house.

leanne's leaving for her aunt's place tomorrow,
then to hongkong on thursday till saturday.
SANDRA JUST CAME HOME FROM MELBOURNE (((:
but that peenana is leaving for church camp tomorrow.
thursday -& saturday is settled, at least i have something to do.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW.
i still have not gone to chinatown!

2005-12-13T09:12:00.000-08:00

i dont know i get very sensitive and pissed off really easily.
these things extremely turn me off, really alot.

1. if you lie and you KNOW i alraedy know the truth. Cause it'd be quite stupid and it'd be much better to just own up to your lie then try to make excuses and try to drag it more and more. The dumber it gets, the more pissed off i get too.

2. if you hate me, and tell my friends you do, dont turn around and start talking to me. If you hate me and not know me, im okay. If you hate me and you know me, I'd be quite sad.

3. dont talk to me when you're bored, please i know you're bored! After being online for 2 hours, and its really really late then you come talk to me and theres nothing to talk about. I get quite annoyed, for some apparent reason. Haha then i'll just close your conversation and not talk and go do something else. But most of the time i try to be nice! hahahahahaha!

4. DO NOT WHATEVER ME! it makes it worse if you're a guy I'll close the conversation, seriously! hahahahaha it makes me very pissed off, if its playfully im okay (:

5. Do not love-dove infront of me, just no public affections. If you love her, YOU TELL HER YOU SHOW HER. dont do it in public, im still a young kid okay! I dont know why people always

I love her.

She is mine

Cant wait for youu to return

cause OTHER OUTSIDE PEOPLE obviously know that you like somebody and become kaypoh fish aunties and ask you who is it.
Why would you want people to bug you about it and you're not gonna tell them anyway!
Are you? unless you're somebody who is really proud to be in love
and you just want everyone to know that you're in love.
Then thats okay i guess (:
But how about the other party?
How would she feel. I always think of it a two-way thing.

6. I dont like obsessors, read point 5 on public affections HAHA.

7. People who cant wait to grow up! and try really hard to look super old, I can dress up really young and still look really old.
But if you're a short little skinny girl whos ~~obviously~~ still in primary school and you're dressing in mini skirts and halter tops with your little pony tail bouncing up and down and your spectacles with sparkly frames.
I'll give the ERR look, these clothes you can wear anytime! for the next 30 years too. While you still have your small framed body and cute little features and cute un-developed figure, why not stick to cute t-shirts and pants?

Why be so conscious, dont worry about the opposite sex at such a young age.
It'll make you wanna look beautiful and ruin your natural beauty, its a distraction.
Seriously, ENJOY YOUR PRIMARY SCHOOL YEARS! its really really fun actually (:

8. I hate the words

SO WHAT?

TOO BAD THEN.

YOU GO FIGURE OUT A WAY OKAY, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

WTF.

i think quite alot of people hate these words too,
most of them come from my daddy.
but i love my daddy alot, alot alot alot alot alot *23498390859485390
recently ive become daddy's girl, im thinking of earning some extra holiday cash
ask my daddy or mommy if i can do anything.
i just want some cash and cause im really bored during this month holidays.
I think i'll go down to parkmall tomorrow to get my beanbag (:
HOORAY!

9) erm small kids that make alot of noise.
I only like them when they're asleep,
Er kids like jerral and samuel.

10. I dont exactly know if im in the position to say this
but i dont like people who look down on other people.

2005-12-12T07:35:00.000-08:00

hello farhan, this is kinda funny actually HAHA.

!farhan;...BUT I DESPERATELY NEED TO BITE/SUCK/CHEW/MUNCH/TASTE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW said:
OH SHIT

!farhan;...BUT I DESPERATELY NEED TO BITE/SUCK/CHEW/MUNCH/TASTE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW said:
THIS SONG MAKLES ME HIGH

CANDYCANE #2 - we're full house. said:
rape me.?

!farhan;...BUT I DESPERATELY NEED TO BITE/SUCK/CHEW/MUNCH/TASTE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW says:
YEA

!farhan;...BUT I DESPERATELY NEED TO BITE/SUCK/CHEW/MUNCH/TASTE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW says:
RAPEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

CANDYCANE #2 - we're full house. says:
rape me, rape you lets all rape each other.

CANDYCANE #2 - we're full house. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

CANDYCANE #2 - we're full house. says:
shit so stupid

CANDYCANE #2 - we're full house. says:
im gonna go STUDY soon.

!farhan;...BUT I DESPERATELY NEED TO BITE/SUCK/CHEW/MUNCH/TASTE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW says:
HAHAHA

CANDYCANE #2 - we're full house. says:
IM GONNA STUDY, STARDY

Today
i woke up at 12.47pm
yesterday i was on the phone with leanne till 3.15am or so.
then we went to sleep, i started playing with my hair.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so i think i slept at 4am or something,
i didn't call darrell cause i didn't wake up early enough.
you want me to call you by 11am!? i mean if it was 11pm I CAN but no mornings!
so after piano, everyone couldn't go to chinatown
Well thats okay, nana's a chinatown hater, lousy!
then i went down all the way to bedok, down to nancy's to make uniform with daddy.

NOT BAD WE WERE THE ONLY ONES! hoorah

she started bad-talking ms heng and bibi-&baba
well both of them are mean fag people, everybody's hoping for ms heng to retire.
the teachers and everything, aunty nancy forever!
shes gonna retire when im sec 4, thats good by that time i'd be out of scgs.

HAHA TOO BAD FOR THE JUNIORS, NYEH >.<

then i bought this damn good pancake king thing
banana and chocolate, wah biang damn solid (:
then daddy brought me down to the novena, we fixed in the toilet seat.
our neighbour's apartment was under-going renovations

5th december - 21st december

so there was alot of drilling and it was VERY LOUD.
daddy was like heng, we're not living here now.
after that i went down to leanne's place (:
we had alot of fun and we played dress up!
she showed me what she was going to wear to her masquerade party!
its really pretty ms. helen of troy and she lent me something to wear to my party.
~~leanne's my fashion guru~~ and she lends me clothes.

so i dont have to shop anymore, thats good she buys i wear!

THEN WE WENT DOWN TO THOMPSON PLAZA.
I SPENT LIKE $25 LAH.

i bought black-&red nail polish, so my nails they're half red and half black.
they look like joker cards, then again they look cool haha!
i really really really like my nails, i should have bought green too.
give the festive season feeling you know (:
I BOUGHT NAIL POLISH REMOVER YESSSS!
and i bought earrings for my maid, cause i like her.
then i went home, ryan's friends were over.
i like his friend, they were playing star wars.

STUART, they said i had to be the baddie ):
so i was anakin skywalker, and then it was really unfair
Ryan could use some funnyass shield and i tried that too.
he hit my stomach, so i took his light sword and he said

" CANNOT HOLD MY LIGHTSABER! or else your hand will burn "

hes doing that on purpose, then he hit my butt.
then they started cheering, i was like @#$%^#
YOU CANNOT BULLY ME, IM OLDER THAN YOU BY 5 YEARS OKAY.

then you know all the make-up testers?
i was playing with it my face was REALLY glittery
leanne mixed gloss and put it on my lips.

i had green, purple, orange, red and silver PLUS blue eyeshadow
i just rubbed it everywhere my whole eye was coloured.
then i put this pink orange blush and i looked soo madeup.
it was quite heavy lah the make-up HAHA!
i had a strawberry snow, quite nice i tasted baby powder in it though.

CHEAT

today was quite fun, tomorrow im going over to leanne's for lunch with debbie (:
then im going to watch OI SLEEPING BEAUTY! with daddy and jiejie.

i HATE chua enlai, hes some eeckky actor and hes some fairy god princess in the play.

2005-12-12T05:42:00.000-08:00

*PrettiexX ( name changed )
local Date with Timezone("Nov 27, 2005 08:37 AM",")

Sunday, November 27, 2005

hey GUY FANATIC!!your frens say u are a bimbo,bitchy and chio.i think they are BLIND =X i guess i know u better than them X))

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i saw this testimonial
on somebody's friendster profile. and the first thing i thought was
" whoa this is your friend? well thats NICE "
i think its sad your friends think you are a bimbo, bitchy and chio?
well i guess they have to say something about the 38 pictures you have.
and around 7 are self taken and 5 of them are of you taking full-body pictures in the MIRROR.

you are primary 5!

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR MINI SHORT SKIRTS!
and you look your age, thats the worse part -
well to me its just wrong i guess, ah i feel dumb right now.

NOT ALLOWED DO YOU HEAR ME!
NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU LOOK ITS WRONG!!!!!!!!

oh no im whining, over little p5 girls in short skirts.

now you look pretty yes, and slim and all that things.
but you look like a small little girl whos desperate to grow up
and socialise, WHY NOT let them swim to you instead?
just try to keep your hormones well, lets say not let them overflow?

take care i hope i see you when im sec 3 and you're sec 2.
work hard small one.

ChioXx. ( name changed to protect identity )
localDatewithTimezone("Aug 26, 2005 01:45 AM )

Heys!This girl's voice is veri veri veri veri veri veri veri LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But,she is veri veri veri nice:)! Some lame ppl lyke to push themselves to her (for example:sapphine the crazy idiot hu says tht ppl steal her fren) She is bery nice as I say again so.........add her!.: lexie __ +*

friendster is a network where you get to know other people of the same interest.
where you show off pretty little pictures of yourself and have people write testimonials about what they think about you to YOU!

when did it become a place where you advertise your friends?
its not ebay.com yes?

again i do not approve of p5's having friendster!
they have too many guys on their friend list and look really small in their pictures,
its just very wrong. and their guy friends smile with big eyes and their mouth like this ---- its cute. But if i were you, I'd like to be more macho and not try to act like the opposite sex. Its himbotic lahh.

Again i found this on somebody's friendster profile and i was laughing again, im really sorry!

REALLY i truly am.

poet of the month~
wish that euu' would alwayz be on my side.
to mie euu' are very important.
but tu euu' i am nothing.
missing euu' is now a joy.loving is now a hate.

i dont get the last line? missing someobdy is a joy
loving is now a hate, let me try to put myself in your shoes okay.

a) somebody is important to you, but you are nothing to him. WELL SO YOU THINK and then you miss him like crazy but you hate him.

b) i wish he will always be there but hes not? and that he doesn't love you. So you hate him but you miss him?

c) You hate him, but you love him so you hate yourself?

d) You just tikam any-o-how tried to make some lovey-dovey MAN SO SAD shit that bastard kind of poem that only you seem to understand?

Well your poem is too cheem for me, and it doesn't rhyme.
you're primary 5 what love can you get into!?
I ripped this off rainbow connection but it said something like

Relationships play a small part in your life, Dont let it affect your future and dreams.

So why not work hard and StOp TyPiing Lyk Dis? and try to improve your studies.
Next year is a crucial year for you, it determines where you're going to go
Where you're going to stand in this country.
It will determine what you're going to be like, come to think of it

Secondary school really plays quite a major a big role in life.
School does, as a whole.

It will determine what friends you make, what kind of person you are.
It determines alot, so just work hard.
If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere you better get up and do something

2005-12-10T10:01:00.000-08:00

okay i got tagged again.
I did it before when nat tagged me, after that jaz -& ashley -& snd tagged me.
So by right i should be doing 15 random things, I'd gladly do it.
Cause its fun but im coming down with a cold and its 2.30am already!

SO HERE WE GO.
for the last time .../

1. I like fat and bald people, i think they're just very naturally jolly and very nice.
I was at the escape theme park once, and the person in-charge of the ride was F.. ( i dont like saying the word, everytime someone says it I'll cover my ears and then my heart feels like it just got stabbed. Leanne and xiaomin do it all the time to irritate me ) Then she smiled at me and then she smiled and gave me a sweet. Then she said i was pretty then i said i liked her hair.

2. I study, I try to be hardworking, sometimes i just feel really guai and I just take out a book and decide to study. I can go on for 1 hour or two, and I feel quite proud of myself after that. I've been doing that quite alot this holiday, especially at night.

3. I find it really hard to pronounce some words. Certain names, especially chinese names that im not familiar with. The only name that i've been getting right all these years is Ting XiaoMin (:

4. My legs always hurt in MRT stations, i always ALWAYS always tip-toe when im in the mrt. It makes me feel happy that i can look over everybody's head when i tip-toe and hold onto the metal bar not the swingy plastic grey thing.

5. I say the words "Go Fug Yourself" alot. I took it from a website actually.

6. I wear red coloured, rectangular shaped spectacles. I dont wear them at all and everyday when i sleep i just take out my contacts and throw them on the floor. Haha!

7. I AM TRYING TO IMPROVE AND BRUSHEN UP MY AIR-HOCKEY SKILLS! please play with me i will play with anybody. Currently im not that good! but i will be better yes!

8. I want to learn how to play the flute or the sax! I dont wanna take the grade 5 piano exam because my theory sucks and i hate theory to the core. I want to just play piano, music thats it really. The next instrument i wanna play is the flute or the sax (:
I think too many people are playing the guitar, those who can play buy the guitar. Those cannot play ALSO buy the guitar, i really dont see whats so good about it.
Unless you're REALLY wowza like shun man. Or you have a damn cool guitar like madelene. Too many people are playing the guitar, its not special anymore lahh.

9. At 2am or 3am, if i need to wake up in the morning like 8am or something. I slip little notes under my brother's door to wake me up. And he does, i write him messages that go something like

Hello Brother (:

this is your sister again, please get the maid to wake me up at 8am today. Please do not forget and one more thing, Christmas is coming!

Love,
jovel your darling sister.

word for word and he collects them, so far there has been 4.

10. Everybody's not in singapore, I miss everyone. I like to fly and eat other country's food, breathe other country's air and live in their nice hotels. Check out the fashion there and go shopping, I like to travel alot.

These people i love, These people i miss;

Madelene, Chloe, Jiyin, Sandra, Darren, Chun, Michelle, Pinli.

I was just watching Love On a Diet, starring Sammi Cheng and Andy Lau.
It made me realise a few things,

Dont EVER start eating after you fall out.
It will lead to addiction and obesity and singlehood for a long time.

Love hurts, but what hurts even more is when
you love somebody that you know doesn't love you OR cannot love you back.

AWWWWWWWWWW!

But that story had a happy ending!

2005-12-09T07:52:00.000-08:00

Im gonna try to blog short posts cause evan says my entries are too long. WELL

Yesterday.

I woke up at 2.30pm, there was nobody to go out with
I wanted to play air hockey, lawrence was free
Then we just talked online, we were both damn bored
I played ths IQ game that darren introducted to me, then i intro-ed it to adwyn
He solved it, Im waiting for answers (:

Then I went to bathe and change and went down to orchard.
I had a uan meeting at 6pm, but i was there at 6.30pm
but i was early!

BEAT THAT.

I didn't know where it was held, then i saw jess behind me.
Then all the other people came too, so yeap
The meeting was quite cool and food.
We got free burger king food, PAID MONEY FOR DOG TAG!
i hope i get it soon, jess told us about the up-coming events.
Well after that it was already 8.30pm i wanted to play air-hockey

so i played with one of the guys there, it was quite unfair
cause he was super pro and really old like 18.
I lost to him like SAI man.

13 - 6
12 - 4

well after that they wanted to watch saw 2
and even agreed to help sneak me in.
but i THOUGHT i was going to watch a latenight movie today with leanne
she couldn't cause her mom didn't allow her to stay
and i couldn't do latenight movies, twice in one row
i need to sleep man, so i went home with jess.

i was really high that night, probably cause i lost TWICE like SAI.
then i promised myself to train and become better.
then i went home bathed and called leanne to settle friday.
Then she went to sleep, farhan's sister was coming home
so he couldn't play air hockey with me.
I had to find someone to play with, charlotte couldn't go out.
Jiyin was going to san frans, madelene too!
chloe was going back to perth and leanne already went out the day before.

so i called evan at 1am, HE PICKED UP
then we talked till 4.30am, i almost died.
we talked about god for 1 whole hour and the big L word.
He taught me about god and love, i was actually taking in stuff.
I was really very annoyed cause he told me how i was suppose to feel when im in love
and i didn't feel any of that, cause i didn't like anybody.
and he made it seem so magical and special and he told me how lucky he felt.
i didn't feel that at all, i felt so UNLOVED haha.
evan had this theory that if you dont like somebody, you're abnormal. SOMETHING LIKE THAT
well after 3 hours of talk.
he became my bestfriend (:
after leanne that is.

Today.

I woke up at 8am to receive jiyin's call <3 color="#ff0000"> i loved her.
okay then i went back to sleep, woke up later at 12pm
bathed and dressed up, then evan called i was like

" IM AWAKE! "

then i went down to meet him to play air hockey.
It was like 2pm and the arcade was SUPER empty.
We played twice and i lost twice ):

DAMN IT.

then we played racing twice and i WON twice.
we went to eat macdonalds!
we stayed in macs for like 2 hours it was really stupid HAHA.
we were listening to evan songs and barney songs
i love this song that the green baby dino sang

its called apples and bananas.

theres this one line that goes like
" i like to oat opples and bononos "

its super funny and then we were tearing little tissue papers
and rolling them into balls, and throwing them into the drink cup
we were like aiming and everytime he missed
he blamed me for not catching the rebound.
then we left for paragon to get free candyfloss!

WOWZA, its not pink though

then we saw this band singing infront of paragon
i gave them $2
cause the girl could really sing, christmas carols lah.
then i went to meet leanne at bibi -& baba
evan went home.

I got my new school p.e attire
and really it looks okay!
WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE GOING TO PLAY SOCCER or rugby.
it looks very adidas to me, the shirt with the shorts is nice actually!
but i dont know how it'll look like with the skirt.
it will poof out, but its okay.

i told leanne what if they asked us to go for p.e
in some court, or the grass
she said we'd look damn scary.
i told her we should learn the hakka
it'd look damn cool!

i wanna go down one day and try out all the other school uniforms.
i thought mgs's uniform was actually really nice!
smss's uniform was quite neat too (:
acs intl was super nice the founders day one especially.

then leanne came home with me, we watched freaky friday!
and then had dinner, mommy had her colleagues over.
and then we sent leanne home.
Jerral pissed me off today so i flicked his nose.
I bathed him today and i made him wash his own winky HAHA.

well i have to wake up early tomorrow to go fund raising with my sister.
IM SELLING PENS!
then we have to go to kidsread meeting till 5pm ._.
go back to orchard and have dinner with family (:
and then check out the beautiful christmas lights.

i like this month, this month of december is going really great actually.

2005-12-09T07:50:00.000-08:00

lotte says:
ya. hes like straight forward lah. LIKE YOU LAH

vel. says:
HES MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD THAN ME

vel. says:
and you see i want peace

vel. says:
i want a world where there are lollipops

vel. says:
and gummy trees.

vel. says:
and where there are rainbows and unicorns

lotte says:
hahahahaha okay

vel. says:
he wants a one where its red and black and have samurais in them.

i think being straight-foward is quite good i guess?
but hes harsh with his words, i say it nicely okay!

2005-12-08T21:14:00.000-08:00

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER i like them like that. i think they should make a movie with them looking like that! ron looks so cute here (: harry potter looks like those zombie people. Hermione looks bad actually, but overall this is the coolest thing in the world. I like the person who made this, really good. Nice photoshop, YOU GO MAN.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-08T00:41:00.000-08:00

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=18803013

i have a problem with this friendster profile.
DUDE YOU'RE IN THE BEST CLASS IN SCGS!
what are you so pissed off and unhappy with the world for?!

YOU'RE SMART AND YOU CAN DANCE.
SMILE!

im not smart, i cant dance and im smiling?!

why the hell are you hoping the bloody world was square so you can push people off the edges.
cause there'd be M-U-R-D-E-R.
you wanna push all the bimbos/sluts/posers
guess what, they are people too.
and you know what, i dont even know they think of themselves as SLUTS and BIMBOS.
so how can you judge them?
thats just not very right isn't it?

and you wanna call anyone and EVERYONE who mistakes you and some girl
that you guys are sisters, and you guys are bestfriends.
you call them fucktards and you say they're mentally insane or something.

I GOT MISTAKEN FOR MY YOUNGER BROTHER'S MOTHER
I LOOK LIKE THOSE VIETNAM FED-EX MAILED OVER TO SINGAPORE
MARRYING AN OLD MAN WITH MONEY.

should i go kill myself, kill the person who said it or kill my younger brother?
seriously leanne and i get mistaken for sisters, cousins blah blah blah!
but we just laugh it off.

bestfriends are siblings that god put it in each other.

ARE YOU INSULTING WHAT GOD SAID!?

i cant live with your attitude, thats right im gonna fuck off?
yes its too bad.
seriously i think you wont suffer from so many headaches if you didn't have such a huge attitude problem.
you know what, i think things like ANGER MANAGEMENT exist for a reason.

you dont give a shit about what other people want?
then what makes you think people will give a shit to what you want.
you know what, from your view your profile seems cool doesn't it

OOH IM A STRONG GIRL IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY POINTY TOES!
DONT MESS WITH ME.
GRRR

man from an outsider's view, you're really grrr-ing man but not a human GR a dog GR.

okay heres the deal you want a phone?
but SOME PEOPLE? are afraid it'll get stolen
well this is it, your phone has probably gotten stolen quite alot of times
thats well YOUR FAULT.
and alright, dont complain

i've been living 13 years without a phone
LOOK AT ME (:
im alive im happy and i dont have an attitude problem.
and i dont wanna push people over a square edged earth.

thats just sick you know that.

you think the whole world is fucked up and you hate the whole world.
MY GOSH, maybe its not the world?
maybe its just you, really its just you.
cause the world is looking pretty darn fine to me.
you wanna live during the dinosaur age, good luck to you.
i hope you dont hate it, GO LIVE WITH A T-REX MAN

if anyone tries to mess with her, she'll grab a bloodied pitchfork-red knife and stab you repeatedly;then she'll slowly skin you and perhaps chop you up into neat pieces preferrably 5cm by 5cm;after that, she'll soak your body parts into sulphuric acid;and then dump them into the canal next to VJC.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.
why are you so sadistic! why do you wanna skin and chop people?
thats just really gross man you're worse than emily rose
are you like friggin posessed by HITLER and KANE and LUCIFER
you're worse than emily rose man.

WHY ARE YOU DUMPING 5CM 5CM BODY PARTS INTO THE VJC DUMP
WHAT DID VJC EVER DO TO YOU?
haha wait i forget, the whole world has somewhat someway
offended you? okay i get it

leongwenguang. get a life. stop fucking up your sister's friendster account you snvabch.

what is a snvabch?
did you anyhow type that out or isit sonofabitch?
you know whatever it is, YOU ARE ONE LAH.

2005-12-07T07:16:00.000-08:00

this is hurtful, HOW LONG MORE.

america's next top model season 5 starts on the 21st of december, WHY

today many good things happened, lets start from 10am!

I woke up, and went retro (:
then i walked to the bus-stop and then GUESS WHO I SAW!
i saw freddie, he was going christmas shopping
and he put my name under uncertained, wah biang oei
he was going to orchard, and i was going to orchard
so we took the train together, and he was meeting my senior
and i didn't know how to get to cine from orchard mrt, yes i know i suck

im no good at orchard road, i get lost
i need a map, like those at marche HAHA

then i followed him to taka, then he just pointed here and there
well i found my way anyhows.
i met chloe -& madelene (: I LOVE YOU TWO
then we sat down and ate.
chloe told us about her life in aussie, and this interesting theory
that she thinks girls who wear mini skirts are skanks.

SO THAT WHOLE DAY
everytime i saw a girl in mini skirt i went " eh chloe. SKANK SKANK SKANK "
it was super funny.

then GUESS WHO I SAW! when we were in kfc eating
i saw farhan, then i went out and then i asked him if we were meeting up later.
then my laogong and evan called, so they came over and well left to go to burger king.
we went to join them

cause the girls next to us SHUSH-ED us.
i think they heard me call them skanks, shittt

then we left went up to take neoprints.
GUESS WHO WE SAW?! natassia and gillian (:
then we took neoprints, haha the neoprints are really funny and retarded.
well we saw madelene's friends, alot of acs intl people.
then at the neoprint shop, GUESS WHO I SAW!?
i saw my junior, annabelle primary 5 with her friend.
i didn't know if it was her

then madelene was like
" ANNABELLE! "
she turned around, and then madelene was like yeap its her.

then evan, brian and hannah k came.
stupid madelene ganged up with the others and made up stupid words
like ATE-EN ( eaten )
and she got everyone to say its ATE-EN, damn so i gave up.
brian wanted to play para para, BUT i wanted to play air hockey.
after taking neoprints, natassia and gillian went to taka to eat.
then it was just chloe, linglong, evan, brian, hannah and i
so we went to the arcade (:

WHOOPEEE!
then brian and i went to change coins and played air hockey
you know what i was actually leading!
then he won twice, its super exciting.
but hey i won the last game, and he only won by like 1 or 2 points?
well then we played car racing, AND I WAS DOING TRAINING!

then after that, hannah wanted to go marche
so we all went to marche.
its super cool it looks like a supermarket!
and then they gave us these little leaflets thing and then evan told me it was a map
and i was like NOO! but the whole time we were pretending it was a map
well only hannah and brian bought food.

and then we pretended there was a security camera
and kept scaring brian, HAHA
i saw little 5 year old kids in the chatsworth school uniform.
then we left marche, MADELENE KEPT SAYING IT WAS MARCH MARCH MARCH
then i went to ask the salesgirl.

after that, i went to meet charlotte -& jiyin at paragon
the others followed me and then i gave them their goodbye hugs.
and then hannah said i was CONTAMINATED.
super mean, and then i said she should be honoured!
then she said when i die, she was going to get my teevee and everything

i told her she was going to get my soap.
well i still got my hugs from everyone (:
that made me happy.

then i met up with charlotte -& jiyin
we went to cine and there was alot of singing
and playing around, i miss them so much (:
and jiyin taught us this little song

LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO
HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST!
LOOKING FOR A BUNNY
TO HAVE KIDS AND TO MARRY.

it had actions too, so we were sitting at the truck racing place
but we weren't even playing
so we were just sitting there, playing around
and doing the little bunny thing over and over again
its really fun (:

then chun, coeway and farhan came.
HAHA coeway was wearing farhan's shirt, i found that very funny somehow.
then we got out of cine and went to heeren
cause i wanted to go back to the shop
where the guy winked at me, BUT I COULDN'T FIND HIM.

but GUESS WHO I SAW?!
sabrina! and i told her on my quest on finding my wink guy.
and she told she was going for some party tonight with madelene (:
well and then coeway was acting really retarded with her.
and you could tell she gave that " MAN YOU STUPID " look
then we said goodbye.

then we went to taka, we wanted to go to toys r us'
cause its the christmas season (:
and everyone's gonna have many toys and kids all around.
and it'd be so fun haha.
but we couldn't find it, it was only the children's department
then GUESS WHO I SAW?!

aunty hazel.
she looked so hip and pretty as usual (:
i miss her man, seeing her around the primary school.

and then i had to gooo
be home for tuition with korkor (:
and then i went to get my science textbook, charlotte -& jiyin walked me to the bus-stop
i love you guys so much.
chun -& farhan and coeway were busy eating old chang kee.
then i was already late then i saw daddy!
then we went to pick korkor up from the mrt.

then we went home for tuition, i went to cut fruits
oranges actually and i was trying to detach the peel from the orange.
so i was cutting everywhere, and then i got this funny looking square shaped orange slice.
and then korkor kept on eating them while i was cutting
so everytime i finished one, he ate one

SO THERE WAS NO DIFFERENCE.

tuition was fun, i learnt about particles
korkor used mrts and girlfights for example.

" its just like when you fight with your girlfriend, at first you fight abit abit then you start to get very buai song with her then the gap between y'all becomes bigger. then slowly bo friend liao "

i was laughing and laughing
then i told him " I SLAP HER FACE. FIGHT SO MUCH FOR WHAT "
then he taught me history which was quite useful.

im not really doing anything tomorrow, im quite tired
i think i'll go buy flowers tomorrow and finish my homework.
then i'll go down to cine for uan meeting.
this week's really busy, i cant wait for friday night (:

theres kidsread meeting this saturday from 1pm -5pm but jiejie cant make it.
and all the people there are like damn old
and she told me only today she cant make it,
BUT I HAVE TO GO and its all the way at paya lebar?
i have no idea where the hell is that and shes like forcing me to go.
she got me to go, and shes not going -

thats bullshit

2005-12-06T19:45:00.000-08:00

hello charlotte (:

lotte says:
EE REALLY

lotte says:
thats why i found it super weird of her to bring me there.

lotte says:
and i dont even know what we're going to do

vel. says:
you expect to see some great fountain with your 10 headed buddha there isit?

lotte says:
NOOOO

lotte says:
i thought its some quiet place

lotte says:
like.....can see sun set or something..HAH

vel. says:
HAHAHA

vel. says:
THE SUN DOESN'T SET AT 2PM

lotte says:
OH FINE LAH

2005-12-05T18:24:00.000-08:00

ITS 10.19AM ON A TUESDAY MORNING!

im up really early.
i woke up at 7.30am today, brought jerral to the health promotion board.
For some check-up and hes doing therapy.

NONSENSE. hes only 3 years old man!

and the doctor wants him to go back and go to the playground more.
jerral is going to be a really really sick man when he grows up.
today in the car, daddy and i were talking about the haka.
and then daddy said jerral would make a very good haka-er
cause of his voice.

then i was saying the haka words KAMADE KAMADE KAORA KAORA
and then jerral got really excited, he started screaming.
yeap, its official my brother is going to be a rugger.
just like my older brother, hooorah
but jiejie wants jerral to be a swimmer, eeyur i dont want to see my brother in ~~tight trunks~~ man.
rugby only, yes! HAKA

it wasn't much of a test anyway but the doctor was teaching jerral how to use the scissors.
im like " in most societies, they dont do that! "
well then i went down to the cafe to eat breakfast.
HAHA first time i woke up in time for b-r-e-a-k-f-a-s-t, not lunch.
well then i saw this super duper truper cute raffles guy, from the interact club!
hes the 2nd cutest RI guy i've seen yeap only two.

after that i was just smiling (:
ALL THE WAY! it got me quite high hahahahaha!
well i think it would have been so wow if one of us winked.
i would have died.

when we saw the doctor, she thought i was the mother.
OH MY COW, do i really look that old ):
and then i got insulted, my baby is going to be much prettier than jerral!
do i look like those vietnam young wives marrying old guys?
those that come in ebay fedex boxes that get shipped into singapore!
well the doctor was nice i guess, only that part

" jerral is very cautious when hes at the playground, he would slowly go up the stairs where other kids would get very excited and dash. Jerral will then check the 4 corners and then find his space."

huh, my brother's a wussie. He's scared the swing will attack him and the slide will swallow him up.

"But jerral is very active in water! you know the slides? he never hesitates to just slide down and splash into the water."

Im so different from my brother. Put me in a playground i'll do the monkey bars, I'll climb ontop tunnels and I'll jump off the slide! I've got good motor skills man. Put me near water i'll run away and that dude is jumping into pools.! My brother is like waterboy, hes a waterchild. Maybe his element is like water and my element is fire.

My brother is like shamu, oh my cow

YESTERDAY NIGHT

it was super funny, i was in a con-call
and then jiejie picked up the phone started yelling and scolding me.
so i put down the phone, then she became one of those scary kids scaring kids. ( from nana )
and then she was being a female godzilla.

A JUZILLA!

seriously, sometimes my sister is like EXTREMELY happy or EXTREMELY pissy.
whats the similarity we see over here?
the EXTREME shes very extreme.
and then she started yelling, i started yelling
from level 1 to 3 and it was already 12am.
and then we were yelling up and down for 20minutes.

then korkor came out and he was like

" CAN Y'ALL STOP FIGHTING AND SHUT UP. GO TO SLEEP "

and then i was like
" korkor! jiejie's fault! "

and then he slammed his door.
i went back and slammed my door and then 5minutes later i was like
" DAMN. i need to use the toilet "

and its so malu after slamming the door, you hear the door open again!
so i had to very quietly open my door
and then go into the toilet and very quietly open that door
then i tripped on the telephone wire.

IT WAS DAMN STUPIDDDDDDDDDD.

well then i went back to bed, read mr. kiasu the comic
i didn't know i had that until i found it in my room that day.
my room's pretty much complete! well im happy
well with half my room i guess?

ive been really happy nowadays (:
the last time i was sad was yesterday, when sandra left
she webcammed me at the airport.
I DIDN'T KNOW AIRPORTS HAVE WEBCAMS!
charlotte said i went to a lousy lounge, bah you lah.

charlotte you stoopid peabody, they dont put the computers in the lounges lah.
they put them next to coffee bean.

2005-12-05T03:26:00.000-08:00

CAPTAIN MUSHROOMPANTS PART 3.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-04T23:07:00.000-08:00

From: random blog.

Basics

Your name:
Jovel

Date of birth:
november 26

Favourite fruit:
I LIKE FRUITS, no sour oranges and pineapples.

Favourite food:
Erm Japanese food just no tempure. WHOA ya i dont like tempura, erm i like singapore food from all the kopitiams YA YA I KNOW. like char kway tiao

Name the last seven people you didn't expect to see in the last 24hours:
haha i didn't see anybody i didn't expect to see in the last 24 hours. HAHA i just copied out the whole bloody question, damn.

Your latest earworm:
HEY JULIET! and home by michael buble it makes me cry.

iPod model:
Mini, lime green

Camera model:
ER sony model 2389047893456783465?

What's up

What did you do today:
daddy woke me up for the second time, went for lunch. Came back and painted my room, fixed in some furniture and practiced the piano. I have piano in 10minutes. talked to chloe on the phone for like 5seconds.

Who did you last laughed at:
The radio, the dj said something funny about some dead famous dude.

What movie did you last watch:
Chicken little, with michelle and madelene <3>What books have you read lately:
Garfield Fat Pack!

What's your last meal like, and with who:
I had rice and tofu, chicken and more tofu. I had shells and a QOO drink with daddy.

Friends

Who'd you call if you were sad:
Leanne? Madelene? Xiaomin. Actually anyone who i know will be there for me and wont hang up on me and will pick up the phone. Cause when im sad i dont like being rejected I'll cry. Then again, i dont call anybody when im sad actually. I just sleep HAHA

Who's your anti-depressant:
errrr coeway. He's always damn happy its weird but hey its nice (:

Who last gave you a present:
Jiejie! she gave me roxy slippers for my birthday. IT'S 4CM HIGH

Who did you last buy a present:
LoooOOOooOng TimEee ago.

Who is your best friend:
Leanne, Madelene, Xiaomin, Val, Sandra, Charlotte, Debbie and Jiyin and Pinli!

Who did you last go out with:
ER daddy.

Who last hugged you:
jiejie.

Who did you last talk on the phone with:
chloe! HELLO CHLOE YOU'RE BACK <3>Who recently told you a secret:
coeway, he told me that we cannot accept sweets from strangers. PASS IT ON

Who did you last message:
snd. NOT WITH A PHONE LAH

Future

What are your plans for tomorrow:
I dont care im going out tomorrow!

What do you do when you wake up in the morning:
morning starts at 12pm, thats also afternoon so you decide. I usually go wash up go down and then i'll watch teevee or play the computer then i'll go call someone and go out if im free and bored.

What are your plans for the next two weeks:

tuesday - follow jerral to the hospital. Chinese Tuition. Do my tuition homework
wednesday - I'll go out and get my pina colada. Get haka from chun. Buy roses and textbks.
thursday - I'll go on a meteor garden marathon and then go for uan meeting.
friday - I'll go out and then I'll stay home for mommy's company dinner. Stand by phone to receive call from jiyin darling, i love you.
saturday - go for a facial. Go for kidsread meeting, come home for tuition.
sunday - Follow jiejie down to chinatown. Tuition

the following week will consist of

1. Season six sex and the city marathon.
2. Sandra comes home, retarded night (:
3. Sandra leaves for camp, go to her house and kidnap her.
4. Buying of a nice new cap.
5. Watching of kingkong, ~~laugh at cannibals.~~
6. Go out with charlotte before she leaves.
7. Go out with madelene and chloe.
9. Arthur comes home, whoopee collect song (:
10. Studying and planning of christmas/new year party.
11. Latenight movie and staying at orchard road then get the last train home.
12. Movie marathon, FREE
13. Save money, lose weight and grow taller.
14. Go for OI SLEEPING BEAUTY with jiejie and daddy.
15. Finish decorating room.

2005-12-03T22:23:00.000-08:00

From Nat. Chin

1. Who's the most annoying person in your house?
i have two, jiejie and jerral.

2. Who always shares his/her problems with you?
EVERYONE. im the guru haha i'll help anyone. from madelene to leanne to mao zhedong.

3. Do you think you've helped them a lot?
i dont think so, i just listen and advice them what i think they should do. Im not good -

4. Do you talk a lot?
HAHA i guess

5. What time did you sleep last night?
5am. BELIEVE IT

6. Who do you miss?
val -& madelene -& xiaomin -& chloe and everyone else (:
I MISS ANDREA AND JULIENNE ALOT.

7. What kind of people do you think are hot?
anyone who winks at me.

8. What were you really attached to when you were a kid?
monkey bars and popsicles.

9. Is it morning or afternoon?
its 2.35pm yeap, afternoon.

11. Have you had your breakfast or lunch? Or dinner?
i just had breakfast. FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY

12. What type of flower do you like? Pick only ONE.
Roses, definitely.

13. Do you go to the mall with your friends?
No, we check out couples in mrt who kiss and do public affections. And we laugh!

14. What does your hair look like right now?
I have a cap on, probably flat HAHA

15. Do you hate anyone?
NOPE!

16. Who cooks your meals?
my maid, sometimes my mommy.

17. Whose in the room with you in the room your in?
nobody, damn im lonely.

18. What's your display name on MSN?
vel.

19. Who is this survey from?
NAT LORH.

20. How many of your contacts are online right now?
38people.

21. What was the last thing you watched last night?
Southpark. ERIC CARTMAN!

22. Are you hungry or full?
full.

23. Are you emotional?
uh huh./

24. What was the last videoclip you saw on MTV?
fall through - gavin degraw

25. What's the weirdest videoclip you've seen?
you know that llama song video clip HAHA. duck

26. Do you like anyone?
ER no.

2005-12-03T22:20:00.000-08:00

http://www.dlea.com.au/wcm/viewdoc.asp?DocID=3

im gonna go to melbourne and check out the darrell lea shop.
get sandra to check it out (:
ITS SO COOL.

2005-12-03T10:23:00.000-08:00

HIATUS.

till further notice.

2005-12-03T05:32:00.001-08:00

i think she has a pretty dress.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:32:00.000-08:00

THEY WERE BEING TAUGHT ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:31:00.001-08:00

jiejie story telling.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:31:00.000-08:00

OUR CLASS ONE.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:30:00.000-08:00

thats his name, my future boyfriend's name (: HAHA OWEN HOT.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:29:00.001-08:00

HES FROWNING! haha his christmas tree i helped!
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:29:00.000-08:00

i told him to smile, BUT HE FROWNED. haha i like this guy alot alot alot alot alot alot alot ALOT alot alot.
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:28:00.001-08:00

kaize, cute
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:28:00.000-08:00

hello kidsread classone (:
<3 jovelley

2005-12-03T05:13:00.000-08:00

i find this quite weird and funny.

adrian says:
hello

adrian says:
bye bye. going to the beach

adrian says:
girls here aint that really hot.

vel says:
bet you wish you were back here.

4th December 2005

I packed up my room, all my furniture are gone.
My room has only one bed and a wardrobe then i realised its actually really white.
tuition was really fun, i feel really guai and smart.
korkor's not bad to me anymore.

I wanna go down to chinatown tomorrow
jiejie has a stall selling her jewellery with her friends.
theres a flea market going on too, so many many many things!
cool i wanna try their tea eggs, very nice.

I changed my piano day, my teacher's super pissed off

" JOVEL! do you know i had to change 3 students just to accomodate you. You know i hate all this last-minute arrangements. "

i was watching ducks on animal planet mate so i was laughing.
today's the last day of kidsread!
Im gonna continue next year and i took some pics of the class!
its quite cool.

jiejie and i went down to junction 8 today
got lollipops for the kids and got our 10minute express haircut.
that didn't turn out too bad for jiejie and i.
well my hair looks neater now i guess (:
and then we bought tickets for OI SLEEPING BEAUTY on the 13th.
mommy's colleagues are coming over for steamboat.

Mommy's bringing us to fullerton to have seafood dinner.
I just dont wanna kena food poisoning again.
Tomorrow im painting my room and putting in the new furniture.

IKEA AGAIN!
and then i'll get my study table and my rugs.
all i want now is my beanbag, damn cant wait to see how it looks like (:

i want to have a barbeque party, i like to barbeque stuff
FUN
haha i read farhan's blog, the gang sounds like ahpais.

2005-12-02T10:30:00.000-08:00

CHLOE IS BACK FROM AUSTRALIA!

FOR TWO MONTHS, YAY!
cant wait to go out with her and madelene (:
hello i really missed you guys like shit.

2005-12-02T10:17:00.000-08:00

CONVO WITH SANDRA YOU DUMBCHUCK.

SND says:
fine jovel

SND says:
BLACK-TOE-FINGER-NAILS is like the BESTERESTESTEST url in the whole wide WORLD right

SND says:
like rotten like that

vel says:
EH NO

vel says:
I MADE IT WHEN I WAS P6 BEGINNING OF THE YEAR

vel says:
WHEN BLACK FINGER NAILS WAS COOL.

vel says:
I MEAN STILL IS COOL

vel says:
PERVERT

vel says:
then yours neh!

vel says:
AVERAGESANEPSYCHO GO WOODBRIDGE LAH.

SND says:
haha

SND says:
i dont see how what i said was pervertic

SND says:
and averagesanepsycho

SND says:
its SANE PSYCHO

SND says:
so dont need to go woodbridge

SND says:
use your little birdie brain

SND says:
hahahahaha

vel says:
i dont have a birdie brain

vel says:
i have a humanie brain

The Fuggers, Hello Mr and Ms Public Affection.

2005-12-02T09:48:00.000-08:00

FRIDAY, 2nd december.

JERRAL TURNS THREE YEARS OLD TODAY!

2pm we woke up, jiejie and mommy are FINALLY home.
then we washed up, sent leanne home
and then we went down to ikea.
we bought furniture, well not the big stuff yet.

i decided not to have a teevee.
INSTEAD maybe hopefully sometime later, i'll get a computer.
i cant get it now, cause my sister is kinda pissed that im getting my new room.
im keeping my present teevee for the time being, bah i dont like it.

well i got my ikea hotdog!

then i went down to orchard, i just sat at lido.
watched the movie trailers for like 15minutes.
then leanne came, we met up with charlotte -& jiyin -& sandra
i saw farhan for like 5seconds then BOOM he went away
i didn't see chun, i wanted to touch his head.
then coeway popped out with little miss pretty!

I LOVE CORRYNE.

i hope i spelled your name correctly
shes really pretty and adorable, shucks i want her to come to scgs so badly
SO BADLY, she can be my junior i love her
i found out later she went out with them.

$#$@%@#%$ I WOULD HAVE GONE.

shes super adorable and cute!
i treated her like some 5year old kid but shes really pretty.
and i was like WOW.
and then we met coeway's cousin, warren!
thank you for wishing me (:

hes super funny, super duper muper truper funny
and he has pink hair, damn cool!
and he looked like those hound-dogs, COOL.

hello coeway (:
so there we met the thngs!
then they left for family dinner and then we left for paragon to meet debbie.

DEBBIE HAS NICE HAIR, SHE HAS NICE HAIR.

then we waited for charlotte's mommy to pick us up
then we all squeezed into her mom's car
and then we went to zion road and ate char kway tiao.
really good, thank you charlotte (:
thank you debbie for the present i like it alot!

then charlotte's mom dropped all of us, but charlotte at the mrt station.
then we went around quite high, went to topshop
it was really funny
then leanne and i went home (:

I HAD ALOT OF FUN TODAY THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH <3

on the mrt, i had this " ECK " look on my face

leanne : why no lips ah

jovel : nono, look behind to your right

leanne : ohhh!

jovel : crap public affections, WHYYY

leanne : aiyah!

jovel : i think we still have time, lets get out this door and run through the other door.

WE GOT IN THE WRONG DOOR.
and then we kept on staring at them and making fun of them.
seriously it was super funny and then the guy started like biting the girl's neck.
i started laughing i squat down and started laughing
and then they started frenching
then leanne was imitating them, shit it was super funny!

and then i was like
if they dont drop at toa payoh or braddell
and they're still here and you're gone.
im going to cry, im gonna get off and get on another train.

i told leanne that, and then HAHA
they got off the same stop as her and then the girl kept looking back and staring at me.
then i started laughing and laughing.
well leanne said they stared at her, and she blamed me.

then i got daddy to pick me up
i told her and he was like " EEEE teenagers nowadays "

well i just drew a logo.
and seriously i protest against public affections! ALOT ALOT ALOT
i will get really pissed off for some reason, and then i laugh
and then the person will know im making fun of them.

1. if you hug and get very close and start touching each other
2. if you french
3. if i see hands on censored areas
4. IF YOU BITE HER NECK

im gonna design my own shirt, bag and sticker that says.

SAY NO TO PUBLIC AFFECTIONS
DOWN WITH THOSE SICK FAGS!

seriously! there are kids you know.

at the back it says

GET A ROOM, JOIN YOUR FRIENDS AT HOTEL 81.

theres only one last thing to say to these guys...

GO FUG YOURSELF.

2005-12-02T08:57:00.000-08:00

This is going to be a LOOoOOooNg post,
cause the last 2 days were the happiest days of my life (:

conclusion: december is going to be a wonderful month.

Thursday, 1st December

I woke up for tuition, lao shi was 15minutes late
i got grape flavoured mentos and then daddy gave laoshi a lift.
and sent me to novena mrt cause he was going down to clean the apartment.
I took the mrt down to orchard, walked the way which leanne taught me.

Waited at cine for michelle and madelene to come.
After 10minutes, michelle came.
I was thinking of slapping her but ~~she looked too cute.~~
then after talking to michelle for around another 15 more minutes.
Ms madelene eng came, IT WAS SO COOL.

she came in her black shiny ferrari.
and then everybody looked, and then michelle and i started cheering.
we were like " DAMN NICE CAR! WHOOO"
and then you see this punky little longhaired girl coming out.
well i was sitting down on the floor, cause my legs were tired waiting for 30minutes.
Then madelene was like " get up. stand up "

then she hugged me so tight.
i love you linglong <3

then we went up got tix for chicken little.
but our movie was 1hour later, so we went to take neoprints.
we were looking at the neoprint board, and GUESS WHO WE SAW?!
debbie, jiyin and some other girl's neoprints, they put two.
so we moved theirs to one spot and put ours next to them.
so when they want to look for theirs, if they find it they'll look to their right and go

EHHH ISN'T THAT JOVEL, MADELENE AND MICHELLE?

then we went up and guess who we saw AGAIN.
vanessa and her friends and vanessa's mommy.
then vanessa came over, and then we mixed around with her friends.
i like her friend, she linked my arm and called me sexy so i called her pretty.
and then we formed an alliance! vanessa tried to break us up BUT no.
she was playing tamogochi, so funny.

we were already late for our movie.
WE BOUGHT CHICKEN AND A DRINK FOR.
you guys are going to die, i wanted to shoot myself in the head and ask for a refund.
i swear i made the chicken last the whole movie.

IT WAS $6.50

i thought that was the change, freak that he handed me a $2 and some coins.
i looked him in the eye and asked him how much it was.
and he told me $6.50, i couldn't move anymore.
the michelle dragged me into the cinema, okay i was alive and breathing.

CHICKEN LITTLE WAS SO CUTE!

it was good but leanne said it sucked, well she has no taste HAHA.
its quite funny and the soundtrack is actually not bad.
though it doesn't have the numa numa song, but hey its nice.
its really adorable, we should all go watch it.
then we went to heeren and shopped around, walked up and down.

then guess who we saw! sabrina from scgs primary my junior (:
she was shopping for formal clothes for some highclass-no slippers birthday party.
and she couldn't find anything!
well so we went shopping with her.
we dragged her into alot of shops, let her try on alot of clothes.

she bought this white long sleeve top thats really nice!
and a black mini skirt thats really nice too, daniel yam or something.
they have really pretty dresses, really really pretty dresses.
michelle and i were just touching and feeling the material of the dresses.

there was this shop i was trying on a sunhat.
those big ones that look really adorable, those you wear to the beach.
and then when i put it back, the guy working there went to go fiddle with it.
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG!
and then i looked at him, and then he saw me looking at him
and he winked at me (:

i ran away, SHITTT i should have winked back!

i think im in loveeeee, hes so cute man!
im gonna go to heeren everyday, EVERY FREAKING PON DE REPLAY DAY.

madelene and i went a little retarded
and then i had to go meet nat and leanne, well i hugged madelene really tightly goodbye.
michelle walked me to the underpass and then went back to paragon.
michelle told me something, the same thing coeway told me.
but i dont wanna believe it, thank you guys for caring (:

nat and leanne were late.
WHATS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD TODAY,
CANT PEOPL JUST BE ON TIME?!
they looked the same, with the same kind of tops.
nat has tix for the gala premiere of aeon flux!
but we were early, so we shopped around and bought this durian thing that tasted THE BOMB.
its at takashimaya basment, where the ntuc is

everybody go buy it.

tako pochi upped their price to $2.20 for 3balls.
it used to be $2, so what right.
just sell 5boxes and they get $1 more.
must be doing bad lah, wahbiang oei #$#%$#

then we went to take neoprints again.
the neoprints turned out really adorable (:
and then we went to lido, bought a drink from macs.
guess who we saw in the theatre!

HOWARD AND JEFFREY FROM EYE FOR A GUY TWO.

i was like, SHIT WHERES WOLFGANG?!
well its okay they had this air, hey did anybody know howard is actually quite short.
but hes so cute and we saw vincent ng too.
well the movie was really gruesome i didn't get it
and i think they were really looking into the future alot.

1. you pour your water into a cup, and they SOMEHOW MAGICALLY DAVID BLAINE IS AROUND YOU and the water in your cup turns into some black liquid.

2. you can modify your feet, and then you have 4 hands now. You can go be the queen of the monkey bars! hooray (:

3. you pass secret Confidential messages in a little ball, and then you swallow it and it SOMEHOW reaches your brain and you get the message and you communicate with some girl with orange hair. Oh they pass these balls and pass them by kissing each other, they hide it like under their tongues.

i bet you like that >.<
icantbelieveijustdidanuglysmiley.
well and then we took pictures and then nat went home.
leanne and i went crazee, the christmas music
we started singing and there were surprisingly quite a bunch of people.
and then there were these two angmoh guys staring
i think they thought we were drunk, and then i winked at him.

5 seconds later, i was like OH DAMN IT.

and then we crossed when it was a red man, the taxi came and HONKED
we almost died, and then i was like

" SHIT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THAT "

and then leanne showed me the red man, i was like oh okay (:
then we went to look at the night shops.
well then we decided to go home, it was really fun.
nightouts are really fun - with your bestfriend and going wild.
we caught the last train and there were guys sitting on the mrt floor.

FREAK!

and then i was waiting for braddell station
cause the doors opened the other side, where the guys were sitting.
then the guy was like " OH! "
i started laughing like shit.

well the people opposite us were staring so i stared back.
it was quite funny, then we took a cabby home.
we watched taxi and played the computer -
till around 2am then we went up and bathed and ~~i read her my diary~~.

leanne molested my stuffy toy cow.

and then we made deals.
and then we slept at 4.30am and woke up at 2pm.

i know i know we suck lah.
and the funniest thing was charlotte, jiyin, chun and farhan met at orchard road at 6am.
first i laughed, then i was like.

NO WAY
thats scary.

and then i thought, man im not gonna do that.
call me out at 12midnight i dont mind.
i dont do early stuff man!
sandra, coeway they didn't wake up, i like these people.
the others i like too, they sacrifice things i'll only sacrifice.

if i was put over a big witch pot with boiling stuff and then i'll go

OKAY OKAY OKAY! I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT!
I'LL GO TO ORCHARD AT 6AM.
LET ME DOWN LET ME LIVEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEE.

ya only that situation or if somebody was at orchard road at 6am
doing the macarena or singing the cuppycakesong.

2005-11-30T19:47:00.000-08:00

CONVO WITH DEBBIE >.<

note to all : THE HAKKA ROCKS! allblacks, hoorah hoorah.
all those who disagree will perish, little crazy monkeys.

vel says:
watch it watch it!

vel says:
hahahahaahahahah

debbieee! [: says:
omg. damn scary.

vel says:
NO!

vel says:
the hakka rocks.!

vel says:
did you see the part they went HIEEEEE

debbieee! [: says:
the guys are all scary

vel says:
they're strong muscular and my kind of man

vel says:
their long braided hair, so sexy.

debbieee! [: says:
no no. they

debbieee! [: says:
they're too beefy

vel says:
THEY'RE NOT BEEFY!

debbieee! [: says:
very hulk-looking

debbieee! [: says:
haha!

vel says:
hulk is cool, hulk is green!

debbieee! [: says:
eee. after that when they wanna hug you. you get squished to death

debbieee! [: says:
just like Of Mice And Men

vel says:
EEE i dont have that book yet.

debbieee! [: says:
Lennie kills Mice

debbieee! [: says:
hahahahaha

vel says:
THEY DONT HUG YOU

debbieee! [: says:
I read it half way

vel says:
they go HIEEEE

debbieee! [: says:
but if they hug.

debbieee! [: says:
you'll die

vel says:
i'll feel damn loved (:

2005-11-30T09:24:00.000-08:00

TODAY

there you go, the last day of this beautiful N month.
then you start thinking " what the hell have i been doing this whole month "

1. computer/msn
2. going out
3. staying out
4. sleeping
5. watching teevee.

damn my life is so sad and ~~nothing's happening.~~

i spent the whole day with daddy, i love spending time with daddy.
he woke me up at 10.30am and then he knocked around 17times
then i finally agreed to let him in.
he showed me the design of my room, well its looking good i guess

MY ROOM IS GOING TO BE DAMN WHITE MY TIAN.

and im trying to make it a water coloured scheme.
but then my whole room will be white and blue.
shit thats damn boring well, i will do something about it.
i cant do colour combinations very well actually -

then after he granted me 1 more hour of sleep
then he slept with me and then i went to bathe.
we had to go down to aunty joan's house to collect our the apartment keys and documents.
aunty joan is daddy's lawyer, coolios!
then we went down to the novena apartment and cleaned it up abit.
we made friends with the neighbour who was moving out.

its darn cool but 10years time.
nobody will be home except for jerral.
and he'll be MY AGE now.
damn i'll be super old.

then daddy dropped me off at parkmall
IT WAS A FURNITURE PARADISE.
but i couldn't buy anything cause stuff there was really boom.
like $1000 for a chair? you gotta have some freaking royal ass man.
but i went to the basement where i saw the ultimate.

BEANIE RESTER

i rushed into the shop.
and then i spent 30minutes there sitting on every single beanbag.
i love the leather ones but they cost $700+
well i got daddy to come down
and soon we were talking to the manager and this really nice girl who worked there too
then they showed me different designs and stuff.

it was super cool, i love beanbags.

but first we had to get bedsheets, then we went down to paragon
went to my favourite shop
AUSSINO (: and bought bedsheets.
wah biang i didn't know that bedsheets were that heavy.
we bought two sets, cost around $130
i wanted to cry.

then we went to get my beanbag.
it has two colours, coming in two weeks time.
costing $245 but daddy charged it to mommy's card.

SMARTY PANTS.

well then we went down to ikea
we thought we could buy the furniture and get it down and over with
well it was really really hard.
cause i didn't really like some stuff and everything was white
and stuff didn't go together.

oh shit
i saw a crow eating another crow.
i wanted to throw a rock and kill that crow.
then they'd both be dead, maybe a cat will come along.

SAY NO TO CANNIBALISM!
if willy wonka were here he'd say
" cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies "

YA MAN!
i dont like birds, with their little beaks and feathers.

we didn't get any furniture cause we were really tired
we got our ikea sausages DAMN GOOD.
and went to pick jerral up and went home.
i was talking to waddy about how they're prejudiced against ducks.
like how they use chickens instead of ducks to make nuggets
we could have DUCKLETS.

today there was another pokemon craze.
togepi has ears! and one horn, THE REST IS ALL EXTRA MEAT.

2005-11-30T07:23:00.000-08:00

for the 3rd time im watching starsky and hutch.
only this time i realise its for people 15 and above.
right now its only 12.05am, time really goes by really slowly.
it feels like its 3am, i'd go on my meteor garden marathon but i have tuition tomorrow.
and i have to wake up at 10am.

remember some chinese words and then laoshi's going to come over.

1.30pm i dont have time to bathe so i have to wake up early
to dress up and bathe.
i have to DRESS UP
like im going to those little formal party things.
then i'll go meet madelene my sweetiepie sugarbun and michelle my baby (:
we're going to watch chicken little.

then i'll just walk around orchard road
till 7pm and then i'll meet leanne and my darling nat.chin
THANKS FOR THE FREE PREMIERE TIX (:
thank you sweetie. love!
we're going to watch some ultra cool action movie which is at 9.15pm
and then it'd probably end really super late.
then i have to take the mrt home cause i dont wanna disturb daddy.

leanne's staying over.
so we'd probably go all the way down to woodlands again and eat supper
friday jiejie's coming home in the morning and its jerral's birthday (:
he turns 3 years old, and today he didn't let me eat fruits.
just because he thinks hes so old he can bully me, NOT A CHANCE

friday night is char kway tiao night with the sixofus'
i love charlotte, thank you baby.
i'll french you next time i promise.
YOUR FIRST IS TO ME! CAUSE IM SPECIAL

i hope theres a stayover!
but ive got tuition on saturday at night.
and i have to go down to volunteer, sorry pinnoi
i've been really whacked this whole week.

NANA'S BACK!
sandra told me 3rd december, ~~stupid skinny giraffe liar~~

2005-11-29T08:01:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i stayed over at leanne's house
we watched 4brothers and its really good.
i love the mercer brothers, they're seriously really cool.

we should all watch four brothers and watch them do the "mercer" walk

leanne and i were trying to imitate them.
and do the mercer walk.
but we ended up doing the fatman walk.
and then we watched the longest yard, i love caretaker
chris rock, ROCKS!
our latenight movie was the wedding date, which was really sweet and quite a weird storyline.

then we woke up, leanne's staying at her aunt's house today.
so we changed and then i followed her and brought her stuff to her aunt's place
well we missed the first bus cause it was too crowded
we got pissed then i got high.
cause i yelled the the uncle, leanne gave attitude.

jovel : NEVERMIND UNCLE! WE'LL GET ON THE NEXT BUS

leanne: YEA CAUSE SOME PEOPLE DONT WANNA MOVE IN.

the front was really crowded.
but the back, man i swear people could turn around with their hands spreaded out.
i think they should die, bangbang
i was listening to leanne's ipod and i love michael buble's Home.
its really sweet and sad.
then we went off to meet the others.

we finall found them outside heeren
jiyin ran and hugged me.
charlotte wanted to run and hug me but i ran away from her.
but in the end i got my hugs, it was 5 of us plus coeway and farhan.
then we went to cine, we spent nearly 30minutes deciding on what movie to watch.

well i was watching some guy play para para, the hand one.
hes damn cool, the way he moves his whole body
and his actions as if though hes doing taichi
the fast version, like cutting a watermelon into half that kind of thing.
everybody was looking at him, HES GOOD

then in the end we just bought tokens and went to play arcade.
well sandra rocks at dance dance revolution.
we were doing 2 people to one, but we sucked.
then we went to play car racing, CHARLOTTE WON AT THE LAST MINUTE.
cause her car could fly, then we played on the skateboard.
coeway was playing the fireman game, it looked really cute.

then we went to play the WHATSTHATCALLED.
we have to try to shoot this white disc into the opponents erm. home
well first i was with coeway against jiyin and farhan.
WAH BIANG I SWEAR THE GUYS ARE DAMN GOOD.
we didn't even have to play, i was just defending.
they just have to hit once and it went in.
its super scary! second round i was with farhan, leanne was with coeway
and then i was telling leanne how i felt like i wasnt doing anything!
HAHA but we won in the end.

and then we couldn't hit it properly it was as if though
we didn't have any strength BUT ITS HARD!
and then we went out, drank and then talked.
we were really loud, people were looking at us.
and then debbie came and then she kissed me.
so i passed the kiss, soon enough everyone was hugging (:

then charlotte did the unthinkable to me.

we were planning to do something really wild
HAHA but we knew it'd come one day.
i mean we've already indirectly kissed (:
hahahahaha NOT LESBIAN.

and then we went to heeren got cd's
they worship the devil, scary people.
and then after that we went to coffee bean and started getting quite wild
we were 8 people but only farhan and sandra bought drinks.
well coeway too!
and then we just started singing casue i was listening to charlotte's nano
it was really funny and the people at coffee bean were like
" SING LOUDER CANNOT HEAR "
trust me, nothing will happen to you.
then we went for dinner at macs.
lesson learnt: dont eat with farhan around, he squeezes the oil out of nuggets infront of you.
ruin my dinner.
but by that time i finished eating my dinner already.
then leanne left for dance.
then it was just the 5 of us, then we just talked
for hours and hours, we were just freeloading macdonalds.
and everybody stared at us, i think its all charlotte and farhan's fault

bad bad bad.

then coeway's friend came, and well left soon after that
there was a show going on.
it was SUPER cool, elmo was performing
and he really DID have that high voice thing going on.
i watched for like 15mins then i went back
oh well then after talking for super long we left.

i needed to go home, then coeway followed me.
jiyin was going to charlotte's house to stay.
and well farhan went home alone, poor dude nevermind you're a big kid now.

we wanted to go wild and just stay at taka till 12am
but well another day i was tired.
when i reached the mrt station it was raining
so i had to walk in the rain, but i had my cap on
i had my cap on the whole day HAHA!

well i felt like i was getting punished for some reason
cause when i got on the bus, i thought about some stuff that were bugging me
then when i got off it stopped raining.
but theres lightning, very bad lightning.
i was suppose to con-call but i was scared

LIGHTNING AND ALL.

well today was super duper fun.
i think we shouldn't go watch movies so much and just go play arcade
this is the 7th time watching the allblacks hakka
NEW ZEALAND!
i heard acsi has the same hakka as allblacks, I WANNA SEE MAN.
jeijie has the hakka lyrics, but her blog is screwed.

my parents are at sentosa.
my sister's in india doing mission work, building some place.
im following her to one of her mission trips next year, honestly its going to be hard.
but i really cant wait -
it'll be really memorable, with my hands i can make so many people smile.
i dont mind suffering for 10 days or so.

it doesn't really matter!
i can take it, and i may actually learn something more useful.
and i wanna go home, let me go home
we're not celebrating christmas what kind of sick family is this?!
haha yea im sorry i realised what a bitch i was being, im sorry im sorry i guess you've heard this from me too many times haha well its just hard right now.

2005-11-29T07:15:00.000-08:00

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child.Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.You cherish all of the details in life.Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

2005-11-29T07:08:00.000-08:00

Your Ideal Relationship is Polyamory

You want to have your cake... and everyone else's.Which isn't a bad thing, if everyone else gets to eat too!You're too much of a free spirit to be tied down by a traditional relationship.You think relationships should be open and free, with few restrictions.

What's" Your Ideal Relationship?

2005-11-29T07:01:00.000-08:00

You Are 15 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/">What Age Do You Act?

2005-11-29T06:59:00.000-08:00

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

2005-11-29T06:52:00.000-08:00

Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The'>http://www.blogthings.com/threequestionpersonalitytest/">The Three Question Personality Test

2005-11-27T08:36:00.000-08:00

Jovel is red. Jiyin is green. Sandra is orange. Leanne is blue. Charlotte is purple.

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
i want hokkien mee.

chicky&me says:
now we shall chant

lotte EXTRA HUM says:
okay. JOVEL FIRST. wed, thurs, fri, when can you make it

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
extra chilli more prawn.

chicky&me says:
CKT CKT CKT CKT CKT ND JOVEL!

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
concentrate

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
i can make it on all those days BUT thursday

SND GET ON WITH THE C.K.T.! says:
EEE

lotte EXTRA HUM says:
what.i thought you wanted ckt

chicky&me says:
remember i ate hokkien mee when we went to thompson plaza

chicky&me says:
SOOO OILY

chicky&me says:
SOOO FATTENING

chicky&me says:
SOOOOOOOOO EVERYTHING

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
I HATE YOU

chicky&me says:
hahaha KIDDING LAHH

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
YOU PISAI

lotte EXTRA HUM says:
OKAY. LEANNE. out of the three days. which days cant you make it on

chicky&me says:
hokkien mee is nice

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
if you bully my char kway tiao

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
HOKKIEN MEE IS MY FRIEND

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. says:
i will MURDER you

2005-11-27T08:28:00.000-08:00

THE MASS CONVO.
charlotte is purple, sandra is orange, jovel is red and leanne is blue.
jiyin and debbie were in the conversation too, just inactive.

lotte says:
and can we all please respond in an orderly manner?

lotte says:
haha

SND says:
HAHAH

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
jovel first.

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
sandra last.

lotte says:
HEY

SND says:
ok talk

SND says:
no

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
HAHA

SND says:
hahaha

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
leanne, you cant reply.

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
SHUT UP.

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
WHY.

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
charlotte we will communicate in body language

lotte says:
okay. wait. is it on wednesday or thursday. friday is out.

SND says:
ha

SND says:
jovel? body lang?

SND says:
IT DOESNT WORK

SND says:
hahahaha!

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
funny

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
debbie will write to us cum. birds

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
HAHAH

THIS WILL BE.YOU AND ME. youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
JOKE

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
move your body up and down to say yes

lotte says:
OKAY WAIT. just answer please

lotte says:
WEDNESDAY OR THURSDAY

CHAR KWAY TIAO NIGHT. <--- CHARLOTTE'S TREAT. says:
and shake your bootie 270 degrees if you want to say no.

2005-11-26T09:55:00.000-08:00

PICK UP LINES.
funny.

Hey, Baby! you smell kind of pretty. Want to smell me?

I know a topic that we will both love...me.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

Your name is [person's name] , huh? Can I call you [person's nick]? Really, what time?

Do you want a worm-do? (woman "whats a worm do?") it does this..(move your finger like a worm)~~~~

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..

Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.

hey, whats brown and sticky? A Stick!

i got them from http://www.girlissues.diary-x.com/journal.cgi?entry=20050411b

2005-11-26T08:32:00.000-08:00

THANK YOU SANDRA CHEE YI CHENG. i love you so much <333 thank you thank you thank you.
<3 jovelley

2005-11-26T08:17:00.000-08:00

I remember when Sarah dumped me I faced death in the face. I would often slice my wrist and scream Sarah and Eden would phone me and cry out loud for me to hear. “Phillip! Don’t!” I would often ignore her pleas and cut again and yet I’ll hear her voice again. “Phillip I’m coming over.” And in 3 minutes Eden was there dressing my wounds and sobbing and hugging me. I always felt so comfortable in her arms. And I always felt she was an angel God gave me to be my friend. Fact is. She was an angel. Indeed. But maybe God intended for her to be more than my friend. Fact was, Eden loved me. Eden loved me. Eden loved me.

Me: Hey

Eden: Hey…

Me: Did you mean it?

Eden: Yeah… but it’s okay if you don’t like me, I’ll wait (:

Me: You don’t have to wait

Eden: Why? You’ll never like me?

Me: Because what’s there to wait for?

And I kissed her

Seriously, this is the best gift.
i read it through twice, please dont feel >< i appreciate it alot, writing this 12paged story for me. im really quite stunned cause its a really nice story. thanks its a really good gift, i really like it alot. really - at first i didn't get it cause i scrolled down all the way i didn't exactly read it. but then later, i read it then i read it again and its so sweet. especially the note at the end, thank you. Love you too (: If you're phillip, i'll be eden.

happy birthday jovel chan yhng mei, its 12.15am
and you're old
byebye birthday.
tomorrow is michelle's birthday (:
i love you!

2005-11-25T04:02:00.000-08:00

my older brother bought me a present
im really touched, after 328904789274803 years.
its some rock with words carved on it
its really pretty

why be difficult when you can put in some effort and become impossible

jerral bit me it hurts really bad.
He put his tongue out
and now my jean has his saliva stains.
i sat on his chair, he started screaming and crying
FINE i took the other chair
he told me to "sit up" i want to kill him
i took the cane and whacked the couch.

thats what my parents do they never hit him though

and then he went to whine to my maid
then he shut up and watched jojo's circus.

DINNER

i was eating my food
jerral kept of tugging daddy's shirt and whining and crying
and going " I WANT I WANT I WANT"
daddy scolded him.
and then he kept crying and crying and crying, he wanted to sit where i was sitting
so i had to get another stool and sit.
he wanted to hold the chopsticks
i snapped at jerral and then i fed him.
i went to put loadsa chilli - burn him!

and then i said i hate you jerral.
korkor was there and then he was like " EH HES YOUR BROTHER "
then i planned jerral's life

4years old - clean my room everyday and wash my shoes
5years old - massage me and be my personal servant
6years old - he will tap me to sleep and help me carry my books
7years old - he will have tuition everyday 4hours daily
8years old - he will carry my shopping bags and compliment me everyday
9years old - he will wash my clothes and do the dishes
10years old - i get to pinch his cheeks and hit him in his head.
11years old - take away his chair and shave him all over his body
12years old - make him study 12hours a day
13years old - hook him up with ugly girls
14years old - make him study 16hours a day
15years old - i'll take him out and make him do kiddy stuff
16years old - make him wear santa claus printed thongs

YAY! IM HAPPY (:
HALLELUJAH BABY.
idontknowhowthey'regoingtotakeit.amisupposetotellthem? i hopethey'llbehappyforme.
jerral had a party in school today
his birthday party, his cake is so damn big.
when jerral's 19 i think i'll push him off the building.

2005-11-25T03:42:00.000-08:00

JOANEY THE COOL COOKIE.
<3 jovelley

2005-11-24T16:37:00.000-08:00

i need to rush off and meet leanne now
so im going to do a 15minute power blog post.
i slept at 3.15am last night cause i didn't dare sleep BEFORE 3am
cause of the stupid exorcism of emily rose show.

yesterday i went out with debbie, i saw the prettiest girl in the whole world
and i have connections which is cool (:
and then i saw my darling vanessa who wanted to take my bag to make sure i met her after the movie
and then i saw many many girls from school.
i waved hi to cherilyn and i got daoed by people but bah.

the movie was very scary but its really cool
debbie was covering her face with her jacket, i was covering mine with her jacket sleeve
there was this scary party we both moved
cause our faces were very close her head hit my cheek and then it was really pain ):
i think i screamed alot and then debbie looked at me.
SOORRRYYYYYY
debbie didn't watch the movie, kept on asking me what happened BAH

im watching it again today with debbie,
cause yesterday halfway her mommy wanted her to go to polo club for her riding lesson
i watched her ride

im scared of horses.
but i fed chester, hes really the cutest thing alive!
though he kicked sand onto me and put his saliva on my bag.
shit now i hate him
MY MICKEY MOUSE BAG
debbie rode really well (:
i took pictures of her.

and then her mommy treated us to dinner
and we talked alot and planning parties
it was really fun, your mommy's cool
YOU MAN ME WOMAN.
i like that part

and then debbie's mom gave me a lift home
nice day nice day, I NEED TO GO NOW!

2005-11-24T08:26:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAAHA FUNNY.
this is a pmsey moodswingy pretarded conversation.

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
what if something scandalous happens

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
brrb

vel. says:
yea

vel. says:
like debbie comes over and rapes me

vel. says:
or charlotte tries to kiss me again.

vel. says:
or LEANNE YOU TRY TO ...

vel. says:
THAT THING THAT THING

vel. says:
sandra probably be frying sotongs.

vel. says:
jiyin's away, man i like her.

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
haha! so sad!!!!

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
OK MAN

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
I CAN GO LASS

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
OR GO ARE YOU CRAZY

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
haha

vel. says:
AND I'LL GO

vel. says:
OMGG THATS AMAZING!

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
HAHAHA

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
THEYLL THINK WE'RE FREAKS

vel. says:
you are a freak. FREAKO BODOH MOJO JOJO

till tomorrow youll-never-know.blogspot.com. says:
freakk

vel. says:
i hate you go fug yourself.

parties, whoopee
giddyup jingle bell rock, jingle bell round the clock!
debbie and her mommy made me smile today
i love everyone now.

STUPID CONSENT FORM
pissed me off but im okay now.

2005-11-23T09:57:00.000-08:00

You are a Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtfulBut you also haven't stopped thinking of yourselfYou're the perfect blend of independent and caringYou're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?

IN YOUR FACE LEANNE SIM.

2005-11-23T09:54:00.000-08:00

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 40% Good and 60% BadSure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

normal.